Whatcha you know about that?
So we got these buttons at work that are like than
....
For instance
odd
meaning odd duck. This was the button I took from work originally. Then I thought about it for a while and I was like, "Shit. I've been an odd duck my whole fucking life. When have I ever been a heart breaker?" So now heart breaker.
How's this for heart breaking? I'm on break from work for about two hours, while Cara is working so hard and I am updating my livejournal on her computer AND my civilization is so much better than hers.
boohoohoo cara.
So for this whole college thing I have a mentor. Her name is Peggy and she gave me a book called Mastering the SATs. She does not know about this new fuck the SATs--let's go liberal! plan. I am trying to think of the best way to tell her. Here is what I have so far...
"Peggy, do you honestly think I can go seven hours without having a cigarette?"
"Peggy, I was thinking. Maybe instead of taking the SATs I can just burn down the high schools. That's what Dead Prez told me to do and they are revolutionary but gangsta."
"Peggy, ANARCHY NOW!" at which point I will hit her and then run away.
Recently I decided that my days would be better if they were themed. Unfortunately the only theme I could think of was "Take a shit, make a wish" day. And that was Friday. If you have any similarily brilliant themes post them for me and I will steal them and act like they were my idea and take all the credit for being so clever and funny.
HEARTBREAKER!
....
For instance
odd
meaning odd duck. This was the button I took from work originally. Then I thought about it for a while and I was like, "Shit. I've been an odd duck my whole fucking life. When have I ever been a heart breaker?" So now heart breaker.
How's this for heart breaking? I'm on break from work for about two hours, while Cara is working so hard and I am updating my livejournal on her computer AND my civilization is so much better than hers.
boohoohoo cara.
So for this whole college thing I have a mentor. Her name is Peggy and she gave me a book called Mastering the SATs. She does not know about this new fuck the SATs--let's go liberal! plan. I am trying to think of the best way to tell her. Here is what I have so far...
"Peggy, do you honestly think I can go seven hours without having a cigarette?"
"Peggy, I was thinking. Maybe instead of taking the SATs I can just burn down the high schools. That's what Dead Prez told me to do and they are revolutionary but gangsta."
"Peggy, ANARCHY NOW!" at which point I will hit her and then run away.
Recently I decided that my days would be better if they were themed. Unfortunately the only theme I could think of was "Take a shit, make a wish" day. And that was Friday. If you have any similarily brilliant themes post them for me and I will steal them and act like they were my idea and take all the credit for being so clever and funny.
HEARTBREAKER!