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My mother buys me the absolute worst christmas presents. It's not that I'm not grateful that she buys me presents. I am. It's very sweet of her. But she has me perpetually placed me at about thirteen years old. Last year she bought me a small crystal turtle. The year before that she bought me a big crystal turtle.
A quick inquiry into my interests would stop these gifts from happening. For instance, if she called me and said, "So I was thinking about getting you a turtle statue with some suns and moons carved into it's back this year." I could say, "Mom, that is some hippie shit. I'm way more into creepy shit. Get me some catholic idols, throw in a pack of smokes and it'll be good."
But...
This year she told me, "I got you the coolest thing ever. It's so cool you will have it forever." Anyone want to guess what it is? Whoever is closest wins whatever the present is. (Unless it's some catholic idols and a pack of cigarettes*) The winner will be announced the day after Christmas!
xoxo
katy
ps right now, things are looking really great in my life. so yeah.
*unless the cigarettes are menthol. then it's all you buddy.
A quick inquiry into my interests would stop these gifts from happening. For instance, if she called me and said, "So I was thinking about getting you a turtle statue with some suns and moons carved into it's back this year." I could say, "Mom, that is some hippie shit. I'm way more into creepy shit. Get me some catholic idols, throw in a pack of smokes and it'll be good."
But...
This year she told me, "I got you the coolest thing ever. It's so cool you will have it forever." Anyone want to guess what it is? Whoever is closest wins whatever the present is. (Unless it's some catholic idols and a pack of cigarettes*) The winner will be announced the day after Christmas!
xoxo
katy
ps right now, things are looking really great in my life. so yeah.
*unless the cigarettes are menthol. then it's all you buddy.