Monster Day

[exploring_game]

[Coraline, with her point-and-click adventure gaming 'Inventory', is trying her best to construct a trap out of several seemingly random items to outwit a hobgoblin that's been tracking her throughout the mansion]

I....I can't attach this rubber duck to the fishing pole! I...I think it's still looking for me! Somebody help

Comments

[razerjuxe]

What.

[exploring_game]

It's coming!

[razerjuxe]

But... what does anything have to do with what you just said?

[exploring_game]

I've....got to combine my inventory! Then I can stop it!

[razerjuxe]

...How the hell would a rubber duck stuck to a fishing pole help with that?

[exploring_game]

It's got to, these are all my items! There's nothing else that could stop a monster!

[razerjuxe]

You could just kill it like a normal person.

[exploring_game]

I don't have that option!

[razerjuxe]

What?

Wow, that sucks for you.