oh yeah, i'm a beast

Oct 30, 2006 23:22

non-expert approved modes of improving self-esteem

1) exclaiming "I'm a genius!" when completing simple household tasks like finally folding clothes after letting them sit on the couch for a week

2) praising self excessively for devoting more than a passing thought to two huge papers due in three weeks

3) proclaiming homework to be a "dirty whore" that I don't want to do

but i'm going to bed now because someone woke me up this morning by grindin his/her ignition repeatedly for ten minutes, jarring me awake at 7 am. 2 hours before i had to be awake.

and i really did get a whole lot done today :)
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