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Watch this, it's funny.
Earl Weaver, on Manager's Corner:
HOST: "Bill Whitehouse, Earl, from Frederick, Maryland wants to know why you and the Orioles don't go out and get some more team-speed."
EARL: "Team-speed for Christ's sake. You get fucking god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off, trying to steal; getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. Get them big cocksuckers who can hit the fucking ball out the ball-park and you can't make any god damn mistakes."
HOST: "Well certainly this show's going to go down in history, Earl. Terry Elliott of Washington, DC wants to know why you don't use Terry Crowley as the designated hitter all the time."
EARL: "Well Terry Crowley is lucky to be in fucking baseball, for Christ's sake. He was released by the Cincinnatti Reds, he was released by the fucking god damn Atlanta Braves. We saw that Terry Crowley could sit on his fucking ass for eight innings and enjoy watching a baseball game like any other fan, and have the ability to get up there and break one open in the fucking ninth. So if this cocksucker'd mind his own fucking business and let me manage the fucking team, we'd be a lot better off."
HOST: "Well certainly you've made your opinions known on the fans' questions about baseball, Earl, but let's get to something else: Alice Sweet, from Norfolk wants to know the best time to put in a tomato plant!"
EARL: "Alice Sweet oughta be worried about where the fuck her next lay is coming from, rather than where her next god damn tomato plant is coming from. If she'd get her ass out of the god damn bars at night and go hustling around the god damn streets, she might get a prick stuck in her once in awhile. I don't understand where these questions are coming from, Tom. That's about it for Manager's Corner, go fuck yourself, and the fuck with your show, coming up next on the Baltimore Orioles baseball fucking network!"
Earl Weaver, on Manager's Corner:
Click to viewHOST: "Bill Whitehouse, Earl, from Frederick, Maryland wants to know why you and the Orioles don't go out and get some more team-speed."
EARL: "Team-speed for Christ's sake. You get fucking god damn little fleas on the bases getting picked off, trying to steal; getting thrown out, taking runs away from you. Get them big cocksuckers who can hit the fucking ball out the ball-park and you can't make any god damn mistakes."
HOST: "Well certainly this show's going to go down in history, Earl. Terry Elliott of Washington, DC wants to know why you don't use Terry Crowley as the designated hitter all the time."
EARL: "Well Terry Crowley is lucky to be in fucking baseball, for Christ's sake. He was released by the Cincinnatti Reds, he was released by the fucking god damn Atlanta Braves. We saw that Terry Crowley could sit on his fucking ass for eight innings and enjoy watching a baseball game like any other fan, and have the ability to get up there and break one open in the fucking ninth. So if this cocksucker'd mind his own fucking business and let me manage the fucking team, we'd be a lot better off."
HOST: "Well certainly you've made your opinions known on the fans' questions about baseball, Earl, but let's get to something else: Alice Sweet, from Norfolk wants to know the best time to put in a tomato plant!"
EARL: "Alice Sweet oughta be worried about where the fuck her next lay is coming from, rather than where her next god damn tomato plant is coming from. If she'd get her ass out of the god damn bars at night and go hustling around the god damn streets, she might get a prick stuck in her once in awhile. I don't understand where these questions are coming from, Tom. That's about it for Manager's Corner, go fuck yourself, and the fuck with your show, coming up next on the Baltimore Orioles baseball fucking network!"