Talking about life...November 5th
I was about to go into the local nightclub when the bouncer stopped me. He wanted some proof that I was old enough to join in the collective booty shaking of the nightclub, so I ripped off my shirt, revealing long locks of chest hair. It was good enough, and the bouncer let me in.
The best thing about going to a night club is that I can always feel safe because I can party hard while Batman is on duty. If any wily thief tries to steal my sweet dance moves, Batman will take care of the criminal. He takes care of all criminals, except the ones who commit their crimes during the daytime (that's why in 3rd grade the big stupid bully got away with my lunch money).
The blackness of the night isn't only for teenagers looking for a good time or fictional superheroes looking for a bad guy. It is also useful for when the sun is tired of shining on one side of the world, so he says, "Hey you. I like you all and stuff, but I just don't see this working out for tonight. Maybe we'll talk tomorrow morning?"
The best thing about going to a night club is that I can always feel safe because I can party hard while Batman is on duty. If any wily thief tries to steal my sweet dance moves, Batman will take care of the criminal. He takes care of all criminals, except the ones who commit their crimes during the daytime (that's why in 3rd grade the big stupid bully got away with my lunch money).
The blackness of the night isn't only for teenagers looking for a good time or fictional superheroes looking for a bad guy. It is also useful for when the sun is tired of shining on one side of the world, so he says, "Hey you. I like you all and stuff, but I just don't see this working out for tonight. Maybe we'll talk tomorrow morning?"