Talking about life...November 30th
There are jobs that requires a lotta guts to work with. Like being a surgeon
I always see these depressing stories on the news, like "Drunk driver paralyzed from car crash." I think I'll start a newspaper titled Hope that will consist of nothing but happy stories. Headlines include:
"Hiker does not get bitten by a rattle snake today"
"Nobody dies in this movie" (movie review)
"Cranky old man smiles in bowling alley on his birthday"
"No alien invasions today"
Or maybe put a positive spin on the sad stories. Instead of "Drunk driver paralyzed from car crash," we can say "Man ends alcohol abuse after accident." Well, because he's paralyzed so he can't drink...but at least he's not a raging alcoholic anymore right?
I hear strange slogans from time to time, like take a bite out of crime. What? We're supposed to bite, then ingest it and let crime flow into our blood? Because that's what happens when you eat anything. It goes into your bloodstream, and I do not want to let the crime spread to different parts of my body.
I'm like a rocket ship. I don't really know why I wrote that but my toe just exploded and little trolls are walking out of my bleeding foot.
Recently I broke up with my girlfriend. I wish we could be. I mean, she was unique, one in a million. Meaning that there's around 6,600 girls exactly like her on this planet. I guess that makes me feel better.
Tomorrow marks the 4th birthday of this journal. I used to update at the rate my cells clone themselves. Now I don't, but I still update faster than your menstrual cycle (two times faster, in fact).
I hate crying. I think if we're really down, our eyes should emit heat rays that will destroy anything causing our sadness. The only cool thing we got out of evolution is a brain and a large portion of our population barely uses that. Heat vision...everyone would be using that stuff.
I'm done for today. The little parasite inside my pancreas thinks so too.
I always see these depressing stories on the news, like "Drunk driver paralyzed from car crash." I think I'll start a newspaper titled Hope that will consist of nothing but happy stories. Headlines include:
"Hiker does not get bitten by a rattle snake today"
"Nobody dies in this movie" (movie review)
"Cranky old man smiles in bowling alley on his birthday"
"No alien invasions today"
Or maybe put a positive spin on the sad stories. Instead of "Drunk driver paralyzed from car crash," we can say "Man ends alcohol abuse after accident." Well, because he's paralyzed so he can't drink...but at least he's not a raging alcoholic anymore right?
I hear strange slogans from time to time, like take a bite out of crime. What? We're supposed to bite, then ingest it and let crime flow into our blood? Because that's what happens when you eat anything. It goes into your bloodstream, and I do not want to let the crime spread to different parts of my body.
I'm like a rocket ship. I don't really know why I wrote that but my toe just exploded and little trolls are walking out of my bleeding foot.
Recently I broke up with my girlfriend. I wish we could be. I mean, she was unique, one in a million. Meaning that there's around 6,600 girls exactly like her on this planet. I guess that makes me feel better.
Tomorrow marks the 4th birthday of this journal. I used to update at the rate my cells clone themselves. Now I don't, but I still update faster than your menstrual cycle (two times faster, in fact).
I hate crying. I think if we're really down, our eyes should emit heat rays that will destroy anything causing our sadness. The only cool thing we got out of evolution is a brain and a large portion of our population barely uses that. Heat vision...everyone would be using that stuff.
I'm done for today. The little parasite inside my pancreas thinks so too.