Talking about life...September 4th
Government- The problem with a government is that everyone wants it to change but most people don't do anything to change it. This statement also applies to the seating arrangement of my government class: everyone wants to sit by me, but not everyone is willing to fight to the death to sit in kissing range of me.
English- The teacher read a poem about a brave soldier who shot a silly goose.
Orchestra- So the cello has a thing for bigger instruments so it had a crush on the bass, but the bass only wanted to be just friends, and so the cello played the saddest song ever which made all the other instruments want to weep (instruments don't have tears though).
Math- Countagious
Finite- The teacher turned off all the lights. When he turned the lights back on there was a bomb in the middle of the classroom and the subsequent explosion destroyed everything except for my pants.
Physics- During class my friend out of boredom started spinning around a lot, got dizzy, and then threw up onto someone's homemade catapult which launched the vomit onto my homework.
English- The teacher read a poem about a brave soldier who shot a silly goose.
Orchestra- So the cello has a thing for bigger instruments so it had a crush on the bass, but the bass only wanted to be just friends, and so the cello played the saddest song ever which made all the other instruments want to weep (instruments don't have tears though).
Math- Countagious
Finite- The teacher turned off all the lights. When he turned the lights back on there was a bomb in the middle of the classroom and the subsequent explosion destroyed everything except for my pants.
Physics- During class my friend out of boredom started spinning around a lot, got dizzy, and then threw up onto someone's homemade catapult which launched the vomit onto my homework.