Aug 22, 2008 15:22
Extreme Livejournal Makeover: Internet Edition
Produced by Miss Marla Caroline, Andrew Jones's number one fan
Like OMG this background is SOOOO boring and the font yells out "CONFORMIST" so like let's change that.
WOW THIS IS SOO GOOD OMG. But the text needs some help!
AWESOME! So now you can see that the white obviously works with the pink. The font "cursive" may be a misleading title, but it doesn't mislead my style! I'm loving it. Let's move on
Okay so CONTENT CONTENT CONTENT. I'm reading this livejournal and I don't...you know...FEEEEL IT. You gotta feel a livejournal if you wanna enjoy it! Now how to we get the reader to feel it? EASY, BLOOD AND GUTS!
Dear Livejournal, today I cut myself again...in the intestines.
NOW WE'RE GETTING SOMEWHERE.
Okay but not EVERYTHING is violent. We only have 2 intestines you know, so we can't use that line every day. How about something EVERYONE feels and relates to? SHOPPING!
Dear Livejournal, today I cut myself again...in the intestines. But luckily my awesome graphic Tee from Abercrombie TOTALLY covered it up and like it was orange so I was like hmmm, what goes good with orange? JEANS OF COURSE!
Now you're getting that momentum, since everyone loves a nice tight pair of jeans on a nice tight boy. But wait! it's a bit too professional so far, and professionalism is BOOOOOOORING so let's downgrade...to upgrade.
Dear LJ, xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD xD I cut myself :(((( xD xD xD xD xD xD SHOPPING JEANS!
PERFECT, now when ANDREW JONES logs on he'll LOVE IT!
TOODLES! -Miss Caroline ;D
Edit: No I don't