RANT
To all you ignorant fuckers out there who decide to hop on a mother fucking bike without knowing the goddamn regulations:
UNLESS YOUR WHEELS ARE 24 INCHES OR SMALLER GET YOUR FUCKING =VEHICLE= OFF THE GODDAMN SIDEWALK YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH.
Side walks are for pedestrians. Not grown men riding bikes who feel the need to lecture people walking out of doors onto the sidewalk.
This stupid son of a bitch is riding his bike, i come out of the fucking soul sucking second cup and he has the GALL to say to me that i need to "look to the right" when i come out of a door. Well fuck that noise you ignorant hose bag. So I tell him to get his bike off the sidewalk and then I won't have that problem of having to look right to avoid cyclists, since you know, you're not allowed to be on the sidewalk.
"that's not true"
fuck you it's not true, cocksucking scumbag.
"Um, it's a law. Sorry, a by-law."
"No it's not, I should know."
"Look I'm a cyclist too, and I've looked into these things. So SINCE YOU SHOULD KNOW maybe you should go LOOK IT UP"
"well that's just wrong"
"FUCK YOU AND SHUT UP, LOOK IT UP, BITCH."
FUCK THE WORLD AND ALL YOU PEOPLE IN IT. IF ONE MORE PERSON HASSLES ME TODAY I WILL FUCKING GUT YOU LIKE A FISH. FROM TESTES TO NECK OR CLIT TO NECK. EITHER ONE I WILL CUT YOU UP INTO TINY PIECES AND FEED YOU TO THE PIGEONS WHO WILL SHIT OUT YOUR REMAINS ON TO THE SIDEWALK THAT YOUR BIKE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ON.
fuckers.
i know i've been a bad friend lately, i'll get better, i promise. i miss you people
UNLESS YOUR WHEELS ARE 24 INCHES OR SMALLER GET YOUR FUCKING =VEHICLE= OFF THE GODDAMN SIDEWALK YOU STUPID SON OF A BITCH.
Side walks are for pedestrians. Not grown men riding bikes who feel the need to lecture people walking out of doors onto the sidewalk.
This stupid son of a bitch is riding his bike, i come out of the fucking soul sucking second cup and he has the GALL to say to me that i need to "look to the right" when i come out of a door. Well fuck that noise you ignorant hose bag. So I tell him to get his bike off the sidewalk and then I won't have that problem of having to look right to avoid cyclists, since you know, you're not allowed to be on the sidewalk.
"that's not true"
fuck you it's not true, cocksucking scumbag.
"Um, it's a law. Sorry, a by-law."
"No it's not, I should know."
"Look I'm a cyclist too, and I've looked into these things. So SINCE YOU SHOULD KNOW maybe you should go LOOK IT UP"
"well that's just wrong"
"FUCK YOU AND SHUT UP, LOOK IT UP, BITCH."
FUCK THE WORLD AND ALL YOU PEOPLE IN IT. IF ONE MORE PERSON HASSLES ME TODAY I WILL FUCKING GUT YOU LIKE A FISH. FROM TESTES TO NECK OR CLIT TO NECK. EITHER ONE I WILL CUT YOU UP INTO TINY PIECES AND FEED YOU TO THE PIGEONS WHO WILL SHIT OUT YOUR REMAINS ON TO THE SIDEWALK THAT YOUR BIKE SHOULDN'T HAVE BEEN ON.
fuckers.
i know i've been a bad friend lately, i'll get better, i promise. i miss you people