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Generic Teenager Stereotype
Do you drink [alcohol]?: ohyeah.
Do you party a lot? definately.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: yes.
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: try not to.
Do you skip classes? How often?: if i feel like it.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: def. protected.
Do you steal?: not usually.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: nah. unless i'm clubbing.
Do you drool over celebrities?: um.
Do you watch a lot of TV?: no.
Do you ever watch the News?: yes.
Do you even care about world issues?: yes.
Do you read books often?: yes.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?:none.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: yes.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: no. maybe a few if im piss ass drunk.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: uhhno.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: no.igotwhatiwant.<3
Do you curse a lot?: too much.
Are you desperate to fit in?: no.
Are you intelligent?: yeah.
The Goth Stereotype HAHA SPOOKY!
Black lipstick?: definately not.
Black eyeliner?: yea.
Black eyeshadow?: no.
Black trenchcoat?: nah.
Black boots?: no.
Black fishnets?: no.
Black nail polish?: no.
Cigarettes?: eh.
Heavy metal music?: nonononono.
Marilyn Manson?: no.
Kittie?: ew.
Cradle of Filth?: def. not.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: no.
Are you an intellectual?: yes.
An atheist?: no?
Horrible home life?: haha no.
Hopelessly depressed?: nope.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: notanymore.
Self-mutilation?: no.
The Punk Stereotype here we go...
Plaid?: NO.
Big black boots?: nah.
Mohawk?: uh, no.
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: No.
Loud, confident and opinionated?: yes.
Wild hair colors?: nah.
NOFX?: no.
Rancid?:no..
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: :)
The Jock Stereotype
What's your IQ?: MORETHANYOURS.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: no.
Play a lot of sports?: nope.
Talk a lot about sports?: no no no.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: yeah.
Are you arrogant?: not too much.
Are you a male or female whore?: ew! no.
Are you homophobic?:def. not.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: uhh no.
Boobs = i got em.
Parties = i go to em.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = NEGATIVE.
This Or That
Originality or Acceptance?: originality.
Independence or Companionship?: you can have both.
Stability or Freedom?: freedom i guess.
Personal or Interpersonal?: interpersonal.
Introvert or Extrovert? extrovert.
Popularity or Isolation?: popularity.
Unique or Loved?: both.
Understood or Individual?: you can be both.
You or Them?: you.
Boyfriend/girlfriend: umduh.<3333333333333333333333333
Have you ever been in love: iamnow::swoon::
Ever really cared for someone in that way: yeah.
Ever had sex: yeah.
How many hearts have you broken: a few. :)
How many people broke your heart: 1.
So what's your significant other like: confident. spontaneous. beautiful.
Do you go more by looks or personality: the first thing i see is eyes, then i get to know them for their personality, yes.
Ever kiss a friend: Yes.
Are you still friends: Yes.
Do you smoke: weed.
weed: positive.
Prefer beer or liquor: fuckingLIQUOR.
WOULD YOU EVER
bungee jump: YES.
Skydive: definately.
Swim with dolphins: hellyeah.
scuba dive: yes.
Go rock climbing:yes.
Change your religion: what religion?
Turn your back on your friends for personal gain: eww never.
Steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: never.
Lie to the police: yes. if it got my ass or a friends ass out of trouble.
Run from the police: if i had to. >:)
Walk up to a total stranger and kiss them: mmmm no.
fight someone you used to be really close with: no.
HAVE YOU EVER
Flashed someone: uhyeah.
Told the person you liked how you felt: yeah.
Gotten really REALLY wasted: hahahaha yesssss.
Skateboarded: attempted.
Skinny dipped: yes.
Stolen anything from a store: yes.
Kissed someone of the same sex: yes.
Been to a concert: duhh.
Been to another country: no.
Talked back to an adult: uhmyesh.
Given money to some homeless person: yea.
Tried to kill yourself: :-/
Cried to get out of trouble: yeah.
Kissed a friend's brother/sister: ha yes.
THE LAST THING
You ate: salad.
You drank: coke.
The last place you went: ians house.
Last thing you bought: teeshirt.
Last person you saw: mmianmm.
Last person you hugged: ian.
Last song you heard: phish - dog faced boy.
YES OR NO
Are you straight: that i am.
Are you short: kinda.
Do you own a hot pink shirt: not hot pink. but pink.
Do you like Marilyn Manson: no just no.
Did you ever touch someone else's no-no spot: sure thing.
Do you shop at Hot Topic: they have cute purses and hats and shit.
Do you remember your dreams: not all of them.
Can people read you like a book: no.
Do you talk alot: sometimes.
Are you afraid of clowns: no and i dont get why people are.
Can you drive: ohyeah.
Are you an only child: nah.
Do you drink [alcohol]?: ohyeah.
Do you party a lot? definately.
Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?: yes.
How often do you use the word like in an average hour?: try not to.
Do you skip classes? How often?: if i feel like it.
Do you have casual sex? Protected?: def. protected.
Do you steal?: not usually.
Do you wear inappropriate clothing?: nah. unless i'm clubbing.
Do you drool over celebrities?: um.
Do you watch a lot of TV?: no.
Do you ever watch the News?: yes.
Do you even care about world issues?: yes.
Do you read books often?: yes.
Are you failing a lot of your classes?:none.
Do you spend most of your time with your friends?: yes.
Do you smoke cigarettes?: no. maybe a few if im piss ass drunk.
Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?: uhhno.
Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?: no.igotwhatiwant.<3
Do you curse a lot?: too much.
Are you desperate to fit in?: no.
Are you intelligent?: yeah.
The Goth Stereotype HAHA SPOOKY!
Black lipstick?: definately not.
Black eyeliner?: yea.
Black eyeshadow?: no.
Black trenchcoat?: nah.
Black boots?: no.
Black fishnets?: no.
Black nail polish?: no.
Cigarettes?: eh.
Heavy metal music?: nonononono.
Marilyn Manson?: no.
Kittie?: ew.
Cradle of Filth?: def. not.
Constant frown and perpetual angst?: no.
Are you an intellectual?: yes.
An atheist?: no?
Horrible home life?: haha no.
Hopelessly depressed?: nope.
Suffering with suicidal idealations?: notanymore.
Self-mutilation?: no.
The Punk Stereotype here we go...
Plaid?: NO.
Big black boots?: nah.
Mohawk?: uh, no.
Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]: No.
Loud, confident and opinionated?: yes.
Wild hair colors?: nah.
NOFX?: no.
Rancid?:no..
Well versed on political scandals and outrages?: :)
The Jock Stereotype
What's your IQ?: MORETHANYOURS.
Do you watch a lot of sports?: no.
Play a lot of sports?: nope.
Talk a lot about sports?: no no no.
Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?: yeah.
Are you arrogant?: not too much.
Are you a male or female whore?: ew! no.
Are you homophobic?:def. not.
Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?: uhh no.
Boobs = i got em.
Parties = i go to em.
Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = NEGATIVE.
This Or That
Originality or Acceptance?: originality.
Independence or Companionship?: you can have both.
Stability or Freedom?: freedom i guess.
Personal or Interpersonal?: interpersonal.
Introvert or Extrovert? extrovert.
Popularity or Isolation?: popularity.
Unique or Loved?: both.
Understood or Individual?: you can be both.
You or Them?: you.
Boyfriend/girlfriend: umduh.<3333333333333333333333333
Have you ever been in love: iamnow::swoon::
Ever really cared for someone in that way: yeah.
Ever had sex: yeah.
How many hearts have you broken: a few. :)
How many people broke your heart: 1.
So what's your significant other like: confident. spontaneous. beautiful.
Do you go more by looks or personality: the first thing i see is eyes, then i get to know them for their personality, yes.
Ever kiss a friend: Yes.
Are you still friends: Yes.
Do you smoke: weed.
weed: positive.
Prefer beer or liquor: fuckingLIQUOR.
WOULD YOU EVER
bungee jump: YES.
Skydive: definately.
Swim with dolphins: hellyeah.
scuba dive: yes.
Go rock climbing:yes.
Change your religion: what religion?
Turn your back on your friends for personal gain: eww never.
Steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: never.
Lie to the police: yes. if it got my ass or a friends ass out of trouble.
Run from the police: if i had to. >:)
Walk up to a total stranger and kiss them: mmmm no.
fight someone you used to be really close with: no.
HAVE YOU EVER
Flashed someone: uhyeah.
Told the person you liked how you felt: yeah.
Gotten really REALLY wasted: hahahaha yesssss.
Skateboarded: attempted.
Skinny dipped: yes.
Stolen anything from a store: yes.
Kissed someone of the same sex: yes.
Been to a concert: duhh.
Been to another country: no.
Talked back to an adult: uhmyesh.
Given money to some homeless person: yea.
Tried to kill yourself: :-/
Cried to get out of trouble: yeah.
Kissed a friend's brother/sister: ha yes.
THE LAST THING
You ate: salad.
You drank: coke.
The last place you went: ians house.
Last thing you bought: teeshirt.
Last person you saw: mmianmm.
Last person you hugged: ian.
Last song you heard: phish - dog faced boy.
YES OR NO
Are you straight: that i am.
Are you short: kinda.
Do you own a hot pink shirt: not hot pink. but pink.
Do you like Marilyn Manson: no just no.
Did you ever touch someone else's no-no spot: sure thing.
Do you shop at Hot Topic: they have cute purses and hats and shit.
Do you remember your dreams: not all of them.
Can people read you like a book: no.
Do you talk alot: sometimes.
Are you afraid of clowns: no and i dont get why people are.
Can you drive: ohyeah.
Are you an only child: nah.