Trois † so much delicious hypocrisy you could top it off with cream cheese
[Public Call]
[A faint sigh, but it quickly goes back to sounding pleasant.] Children grow up so fast these days, don't they? If I may have a moment of your time: there is a young boy with shoulder-length black hair and dark blue eyes that goes by the name of Merem. He tends to wander quite a bit depending on where his whims lead him, and also likes to talk as if he knows everything. If that boy has been a bother to you, please do let me know immediately: as his mother here, I do acknowledge the boy and his possible misbehaving as my responsibility, and apologize for any troubles that he might have caused already. He is also rather fond of spreading misinformation and amuse himself by watching the resulting chaos, so please be wary of the things that he may be saying.
That said! He's quite the eccentric boy, but like all kids, is fond of toys and interesting stories. Despite his attempts to put on the image of a wise and cool child, he's still actually rather shy - delicate, even: the boy does look like a finely-crafted porcelain doll, though he can take a few hits. In light of the upcoming Homecoming Dance that will be taking place in Mayfield High, on October 1st next Friday, it's only my rightful duty, as both his mother and a teacher, to get him to socialize more, and of course find him a suitable date! [Giggling like any self-respecting housewife fond of gossip would here.] Merem himself has some rather unique tastes: he favors older women with blond hair and red eyes, but please, don't let that be discouraging! The boy may sound haughty and come off as insensitive sometimes, but he's really quite kind and very knowledgeable. He can also be a perfect gentleman when he behaves, and possesses enough firepower to fight off any sort of threat that may plague any young miss. He's well-versed in history, and while he may seem old-fashioned, he's still got a sharp mind and enjoys an engaging and thought-provoking conversation. All in all, he's a nice boy, not without his quirks, but still fairly dependable and considerate.
So if any young ladies may be interested, please let me know! I'd like to talk to you for a bit if you are, if you don't mind. Merem does mean quite a bit to me, after all, and I'd very much rather not see him sad. [A short and thoughtful pause.] He does pride in his wisdom, though, so actually, I don't believe that gender would matter, and I'd be very glad for him to meet and have boy friends around his age, too.
...Oh, this is getting a bit long now, so I'll stop rambling here, hehehe. I'd be very grateful if you would consider, so thank you very much for your time!
[A faint sigh, but it quickly goes back to sounding pleasant.] Children grow up so fast these days, don't they? If I may have a moment of your time: there is a young boy with shoulder-length black hair and dark blue eyes that goes by the name of Merem. He tends to wander quite a bit depending on where his whims lead him, and also likes to talk as if he knows everything. If that boy has been a bother to you, please do let me know immediately: as his mother here, I do acknowledge the boy and his possible misbehaving as my responsibility, and apologize for any troubles that he might have caused already. He is also rather fond of spreading misinformation and amuse himself by watching the resulting chaos, so please be wary of the things that he may be saying.
That said! He's quite the eccentric boy, but like all kids, is fond of toys and interesting stories. Despite his attempts to put on the image of a wise and cool child, he's still actually rather shy - delicate, even: the boy does look like a finely-crafted porcelain doll, though he can take a few hits. In light of the upcoming Homecoming Dance that will be taking place in Mayfield High, on October 1st next Friday, it's only my rightful duty, as both his mother and a teacher, to get him to socialize more, and of course find him a suitable date! [Giggling like any self-respecting housewife fond of gossip would here.] Merem himself has some rather unique tastes: he favors older women with blond hair and red eyes, but please, don't let that be discouraging! The boy may sound haughty and come off as insensitive sometimes, but he's really quite kind and very knowledgeable. He can also be a perfect gentleman when he behaves, and possesses enough firepower to fight off any sort of threat that may plague any young miss. He's well-versed in history, and while he may seem old-fashioned, he's still got a sharp mind and enjoys an engaging and thought-provoking conversation. All in all, he's a nice boy, not without his quirks, but still fairly dependable and considerate.
So if any young ladies may be interested, please let me know! I'd like to talk to you for a bit if you are, if you don't mind. Merem does mean quite a bit to me, after all, and I'd very much rather not see him sad. [A short and thoughtful pause.] He does pride in his wisdom, though, so actually, I don't believe that gender would matter, and I'd be very glad for him to meet and have boy friends around his age, too.
...Oh, this is getting a bit long now, so I'll stop rambling here, hehehe. I'd be very grateful if you would consider, so thank you very much for your time!