Aug 20, 2005 02:05
My mom and I are cleaning out the front porch and came across my brother's minnesota report from sixth grade. this was on the cover in the shape of minnesota.
1. I came, I thawed, I transferred.
2. Survive Minnesota: The rest of the world is easy.
3. If you love Minnesota, raise your right ski.
4. Minnesota: Where visitors turn blue with envy.
5. Save a Minnesotan, eat a Mosquito.
6. One day it's warm, the rest of the year it's cold.
7. Minnesota: Home of blonde hair and blue ears.
8. Minnesota: Mosquito supplier to the free world.
9. Minnesota: Come fall in love with a loon.
10. Land of many cultures: mostly throats.
11. Where the elite meet the sleet.
12. Minnesota: Closed for glacier repair.
13. Land of two seasons: Winter is Coming and Winter is Here.
14. Minnesota: Glove it or leave it.
15. Minnesota: Have you jump started your kid today.
16. There are only three things you can grow in Minnesota: Colder, older and fatter.
17: Many are cold but few are frozen.
18. Why Minnesota? To protect Ontario from Iowa.
19. You are entering Minnesota: use alternate route.
20. Land of 10,000 Petersons.
21. Land of ski and home of the crazed.
22. 10,000 lakes and no sharks.
23. In Minnesota ducks don't fly south, people do.
24. Jack Frost must like Minnesota, he spends half of his life here.