He had to have at least one post.

[expectremorse]

[Ladies and gentlemen you all have seen Akelios wandering around but that's Hoffman's room in the background. He has the helmet off however and Akelios...looks enough like Hoffman for them to be somewhat related. His nose is a little broader, his body's a little wider and Hoffman has NEVER been that..well...buff.]I am Akelios of the nation of

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[happinessboys]

You broke something of a policeman's?

[expectremorse]

Yes do you know him?

[happinessboys]

No, of course not. Everyone here is a stranger to me.

But out of all things to break... What was it?

[expectremorse]

Something shiny. [The Spartan holds up Hoffman's award-just freshly cleaned and clearly...snapped in two]

He has many photos and things that says he is a police man, so I assumed this must be something important.

[happinessboys]

...whoa. How did that happen?

[expectremorse]

[He snorts] Things are made shoddy in this time. This policee-man is soft. Sleeping in this bed.

[feh] with this...warmth.

[happinessboys]

Well, some people like that.

It's not all bad.

[expectremorse]

How can this man protect others if he himself is not strong? [because you know, living a Spartan lifestyle makes people strong apparently.]

[happinessboys]

How is he weak?

[expectremorse]

Soft food and soft living. No dedication. And in these pictures he is fat!

[Hoffman had to have this one die-hard Spartan in his DNA pool. Thank you Admiral.]

[happinessboys]

Hey, you don't just have to be physically strong to help people.

[expectremorse]

[scoff] How he can expect to be a credit to the state without being prepared for battle?

[happinessboys]

Battle? Who's going into battle?

[expectremorse]

At any moment, a citizen could be required to do so.

[happinessboys]

This isn't a war.

[expectremorse]

There will always be a war.

[amused snort] there will always be a need to fight.