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[expectremorse]

[When the feed clicks on there's a pair of hands on the camera. He's wearing a very baggy white undershirt with mussed up hair. All of his clothes are too big after all. He Got what was coming to him. after picking on small children

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Private

[creatingalegacy]

[Amanda is silent for a few moments, stunned. This was TOTALLY worth telling Snape his room number. Then, she laughs. It's mean and hysterical.]

Re: Private

[expectremorse]

[Oh god no. No. No no. No please. He breathes deep before screwing up his face into a scowl.]

You bitch! I'm gonna kill you! It's not fucking funny! [He face scrunches up tighter] Stop laughing at me!

Re: Private

[creatingalegacy]

What're you gonna do, Marky-Mark? Give me a noogie?

Re: Private

[expectremorse]

Shut up! Just shut up! I'll...I'll bite you!

[That's the only threat that he can manage at this point.] Don't just stand there help me! I'd help you!

[emptyyourself]

[Snape is watching you, boy. And every public conversation you have.]

[expectremorse]

[He does not see you. Instead he's just glaring at his communicator. With an upset face.]

[expectremorse]

It's not funny you fucking idiot! I'm going to come after you and stab you with a fucking fork!

[He tries to make his best angry face]

[expectremorse]

I know it wasn't you you idiot. You don't have that big nose. I mean your nose is big but it's not big nose..

[His face quivers] I'm not funny. I just didn't get a growth spurt until I was 11!

IS THAT THE KID FROM LITTLE RASCALS?

[stopthat_destro]

[He's going to say something, going to say something... NOPE, all that comes out is laughter.]

YEP! :D

[expectremorse]

[Oh no. Not this guy. Not this guy.]

You! This is all your fault! If you hadn't started this none of this would have happened!

[His face scrunches up again. He disappears from the camera and returns wrapped in a blanket]

Where are you.

Fantastic choice!

[stopthat_destro]

How is your regression my fault?

Why should I tell you? Unlike some, I don't get into physical altercations with children.

Well thank you sah!

[expectremorse]

...It's not. You don't have a nose.

[pause] A big nose. Or long hair. [He twists and buries himself deeper in the blanket]

Yeah and you weren't nice. Maybe I was mean but it was really...There's a lot you don't know so you shouldn't get involved in my business.

...Besides you're not fat and ugly as a kid so you don't have any reason to upset.

[thegooddrjones]

What happened?

[expectremorse]

This big guy with a big nose and black hair and a black graduation robe jumped me! He tied me up and made me drink something and now I'm...I'm...

You've got to do something! You've gotta find the guy!

[thegooddrjones]

[Oh damn it.]

It's going to be alright, Hoffman. I'll request you some clothes.

[expectremorse]

[sniffle]

[more sniffle]

So I was a jerk. So I was a jerk. So what? How come everybody else gets to be a jerk and not me? What makes everyone else special?

[He wraps himself deeper in his blanket. Then.]

[Private]

You see how I look? You see how I was picked on? And it wasn't just cause of that. The kids picked on me and my dad picked on me. Then he hit me and hit my mother and...

And you know what? I'm fucking fine see? Just fucking fine!

[translation: He has just as many issues as everybody else so people should feel sorry for him.]

[Then a horrible thought occurs to him and his eyes go wide] Oh no. I got so panicked that everybody saw. Everybody saw!