it's not the perfume that you wear; it's not the ribbons in your hair.

[expatiates]

i'm on the verge of being one of those people who only watch a show for a certain couple. i always thought that was lame, but an episode of gossip girl without even the slightest hint of chuck/blair felt super empty to me.

that being said, blair is still my love and the prettiest, best girl EVER, i don't care what anyone says.

i hate ms. carr. oh no, something shitty got posted about you on some stupid gossip site, so you run and tell the principal? man up, jfc. haaaaate!

i hate chuck's secret sex club storyline. it's ridiculous. and no way would chuck bass be that hung up on some girl he can barely remember, no matter how hot she was. haaaaaaate!

also: NEEDS MORE NATE.

good things: dorota, as always. nate and vanessa were adorable. dan making fun of jenny's old crackwhore makeup made me giggle.