so remember how the other day i was all "
does this iphone app seem dirty to anyone else?" and you guys were like "um, yes"?
well, ok. so i bought it because i thought it was funny (AND I DID NOT USE IT FOR THAT, I RESPECT MY IPHONE WAY TOO MUCH OKAY? LET'S JUST CONSIDER THIS AN INSTANCE OF ME BEING RIDICULOUS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO. I AM PROVIDING A PUBLIC SERVICE.) and omg, you guys, it is SO MUCH DIRTIER THAN I THOUGHT.
so like, you turn it on and there's sort of a button on the screen with a gently fluttering feather, which, okay. so i touched the button and then THIS HAPPENED.
THE PROTRUSION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOWER WIGGLES WHILE THE PHONE VIBRATES YOU GUYS.
I BELIEVE THE PHRASE I AM LOOKING FOR IS "WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE."
D:
eta: in motion! :O hee.
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