sometimes when you're on, you're really fucking on.

Jan 28, 2009 19:38

so remember how the other day i was all " does this iphone app seem dirty to anyone else?" and you guys were like "um, yes"?

well, ok. so i bought it because i thought it was funny (AND I DID NOT USE IT FOR THAT, I RESPECT MY IPHONE WAY TOO MUCH OKAY? LET'S JUST CONSIDER THIS AN INSTANCE OF ME BEING RIDICULOUS SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO. I AM PROVIDING A PUBLIC SERVICE.) and omg, you guys, it is SO MUCH DIRTIER THAN I THOUGHT.

so like, you turn it on and there's sort of a button on the screen with a gently fluttering feather, which, okay. so i touched the button and then THIS HAPPENED.


THE PROTRUSION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FLOWER WIGGLES WHILE THE PHONE VIBRATES YOU GUYS.

I BELIEVE THE PHRASE I AM LOOKING FOR IS "WILDLY INAPPROPRIATE."

D:
eta: in motion! :O hee.

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lollerskates, ibitch, i am ridiculous, not your grandma's lj, full disclosure

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