"actually, it was hash."

[expatiates]

oh god, blair totally slept with the uncle, right? FAIL. (if you have spoilers stating otherwise, feel free to tell me.)

the only parts of this show i care about anymore are chuck and blair, together or apart. wait, where the fuck is nate? i forget what's even happening with him. /o\ but i would've cared about him if he had shown up, probably.

i do not care about little j and her exploits, i do not care about dan/serena, and i do not care about rufus/lily. i totally zoned out through all of that shit.

i enjoy chuck in an opium den, chuck smoking hash at school, chuck frolicking on the roof ledge (and SINGING!), chuck being a doucheface at victrola, his "i am grief-stricken and on drugs" hair, and his little muffled "i'm sorry" into blair's shoulder (my HEART).

i enjoy blair EXISTING.

i do not enjoy uncle jack, due to how he clearly fucked blair and that will only spell mad heartbreak for my poor beloved otp. D: i mean, ok, i love angsty otps, ngl, but just. GIVE THEM AN EPISODE TO BE HAPPY AND HAVE LOTS OF SEX SCENES PLZ!!!!!!

*cough*