"you want a war? you've got a war."

[expatiates]

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK

I JUST HAD A CENTIPEDE IN MY FUCKING BATHROOM

AGAIN

IDK IF YOU RECALL THE CENTIPINCIDENT OF AUGHT-SEVEN BUT IT STILL HAUNTS ME

AND NOW I HAVE ENCOUNTERED SON OF CENTIPEDE

I VANQUISHED HIM WITH SOME ALL-PURPOSE LYSOL (BECAUSE IF ALL-PURPOSE DOES NOT INCLUDE CENTIPEDE DEATH I AM NOT INTERESTED) BUT STILL WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS

I WAS BRUSHING MY TEETH AND HE WAS JUST ~THERE~

NOW I HAVE THE CREEPY-CRAWLIES LIKE A MOTHERFUCKER

SOB SOB SOB DNW DNW ETC

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