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[Coraline is at work. She has decided work is boring. Work means being cooped up in a Pokemart all day long, where Pokemon battles are not allowed, and neither are Pokemon races or attempting to climb the shelves.
... What? She was trying to get a pair of Go-Goggles for a customer, obviously. Geez.
She only has one escape from boredom-- the Pokegear. Thusly, you get this bizarre capslock text message:]
CORALINE'S STORY
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A TRAINER HER NAME WAS ORAN.
SHE USED TO BATTLE A LOT. SHE CAUGHT A LOT OF POKYMON. AND WON A LOT OF BADJUS.
ONE DAY SHE BATTLED SO MUCH HER HANDS TURNED INTO POKYBALLS THE END.
[And she'll give you a few moments to bask in her creative genius... before the text message turns into a video. Observe a very unamused, blue-haired child. She takes a deep breath and enunciates out:] I'm. Royally. Bored.
[Her expression brightens a little at a memory.] Hey, I saw some weird ruins outside the city a while ago. There were these... funny-looking black things drawn on the walls... They looked a little like letters. But... with eyes. [Beat.] I haven't explored inside them yet.
Anyone know anything about them?
((OoC: Update! My slowatus is officially... less slow! Rejoice! Replies may still be a bit sporadic, though.))
... What? She was trying to get a pair of Go-Goggles for a customer, obviously. Geez.
She only has one escape from boredom-- the Pokegear. Thusly, you get this bizarre capslock text message:]
CORALINE'S STORY
ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A TRAINER HER NAME WAS ORAN.
SHE USED TO BATTLE A LOT. SHE CAUGHT A LOT OF POKYMON. AND WON A LOT OF BADJUS.
ONE DAY SHE BATTLED SO MUCH HER HANDS TURNED INTO POKYBALLS THE END.
[And she'll give you a few moments to bask in her creative genius... before the text message turns into a video. Observe a very unamused, blue-haired child. She takes a deep breath and enunciates out:] I'm. Royally. Bored.
[Her expression brightens a little at a memory.] Hey, I saw some weird ruins outside the city a while ago. There were these... funny-looking black things drawn on the walls... They looked a little like letters. But... with eyes. [Beat.] I haven't explored inside them yet.
Anyone know anything about them?
((OoC: Update! My slowatus is officially... less slow! Rejoice! Replies may still be a bit sporadic, though.))