SAXON IS YOUR MAN
I was bored out of my mind, so what better way to fix that than a good ol' sexpicspam. 8D So here you go dear visitors, PART ONE of my grand tribute to the #1 bad boy there is: The Master. He goes way above the Daleks, because well, Daleks are just... well, Daleks. XD They're not very attractive, if you get my drift. Exterminating isn't as cool as the sound of the drums.
You should totally download the theme music for the ride. I've been listening to it nonstop. Here come the drums!
Murray Gold - The Master Vainglorious
So yeah, first warning: Might cause drooling, we're talking about John Simm here. Which means my fangirling will be found in between pics, I tried to keep it to minimum, but there's only so much a girl can do... There is a few pics of the Doctor as well, because you know, Doctor/Master FTW.
WARNING: Very image heavy! Oh and spoilers, obviously.
This is how hot guys are born in the Whoniverse.
"New voice!"
"So, Doctor...."
"Use my name"
I find this scene undeniably sexual. But that's because I've read way too much fanfiction.
"Master......"
"BINGO, YATZY! The answer is CORRECT!"
"But now, end of the universe, BYE BYE!"
And then we go a hundred trillion years back to the lovely 21st century with a painful leap, and the pain continues for us fangirls as this bitch gets to liplock with the hottie:
But at the same time, we can't deny the fact that they look HOT.
Another jelaous person, "The Prime Minister and his WIFE?!"
so obv lol
"This country needs healing"
Aaand the #1 Pepsodent Smile award goes to...
"What this country really needs... is a Doctor"
~~
"Don't wanna laugh a little before you die?"
"A weeeeeeeeee bit?"
mmmmmm. delicious much?
"THAT wasn't funny. I'm not making myself very clear, you see. Funny, is like this:
"
"NOT funny, is like this:
"
"Just friendly reminders! And oh yeah, it's a gas mask, and yeah, you're gonna die now. Bye bye!"
PS: I love how he says "gas mask". I don't know why. XD
"HELLS YEAH I'M INSANE!"
This is probably my favourite Master scene out of them all. It's just so powerful and the tapping, omg. It gets me into it every time and how Simm acts it, amazing.
~~
Mmmmm.
"I'm The Master..."
"...and these..."
"...are my friends!"
And the Toclafane go on a killing spree
But the Master and wife both have a weak stomach...
"Killers club hug?"
~~
"ZOMG it's the Master on the telly!"
"Dear citizens, I have been contacted."
"..."
"And I swear the Toclafane are by no means going to harm you"
I won't blame people believing when he makes that face!
~~
"Eeh, wazzup, Doc?"
"Timelords yadda yadda"
"So everyone's dead but us..."
"...Bummer"
"All we've got is eachother!"
"Are you asking me out on a date?"
Yes, plz. I love that this WAS an actual quote. XD;
"You're on telly!"
"Nice hair, how do you keep it so big?"
"..."
"Yeah, but in all seriousness, run for your life cuz you're England's Most Wanted 1, 2 and 3. Bye"
Is it just me or does David have beautiful hands? *_*
~~
"This planet is amazing. Television... in their stomach"
~~
Welcome to "Sex With A Glass: How To" guide, by The Master.
And a little angst on top, you're HOT STUFF.
~~
"Yo prez. Your american accent amuses me."
Uhm, Ella has temporarly fainted by the hotness of this cap:
"You make it sound like an invasion"
Then we play the "Zip It" game...
Thank you for playing, join us again soon.
Two for general hotness:
Yummeh.
"I could make tea... or is that not American enough? I could make grits. What are grits, anyway?"
Lol I love how he looks so bored on this scene. And what are grits?
What would end of the world be without some candy?
"Yep, gummy bears r good."
"Yesssss, I feel the Doctor."
"Excellent!"
lol we found the BFFs. All we need now is Stewie Griffin and we've got an OT3.
"Oh alright"
"That's meeee"
"Got a new cool toy, too"
"...It's not that cool"
"Much cooler than a sonic."
"No wei"
"Yadda yadda. How to shut him up?"
"If only I could somehow make you look older with my magic laser wand..."
"If I only had your biological code..."
*sad*
"Wait a minute. I do!"
Ready, set
"CRUCIO!!"
"..."
"SUCCESS!"
~~
Universal War is a turn-on.
Oh yes.
To be continued...
Kayyy, I got into the mood of blending in my own quotes. OH WELL, the point is the hot pictures, not my bad jokes. So all in good fun. :D
* Part 2 *
You should totally download the theme music for the ride. I've been listening to it nonstop. Here come the drums!
Murray Gold - The Master Vainglorious
So yeah, first warning: Might cause drooling, we're talking about John Simm here. Which means my fangirling will be found in between pics, I tried to keep it to minimum, but there's only so much a girl can do... There is a few pics of the Doctor as well, because you know, Doctor/Master FTW.
WARNING: Very image heavy! Oh and spoilers, obviously.
This is how hot guys are born in the Whoniverse.
"New voice!"
"So, Doctor...."
"Use my name"
I find this scene undeniably sexual. But that's because I've read way too much fanfiction.
"Master......"
"BINGO, YATZY! The answer is CORRECT!"
"But now, end of the universe, BYE BYE!"
And then we go a hundred trillion years back to the lovely 21st century with a painful leap, and the pain continues for us fangirls as this bitch gets to liplock with the hottie:
But at the same time, we can't deny the fact that they look HOT.
Another jelaous person, "The Prime Minister and his WIFE?!"
so obv lol
"This country needs healing"
Aaand the #1 Pepsodent Smile award goes to...
"What this country really needs... is a Doctor"
~~
"Don't wanna laugh a little before you die?"
"A weeeeeeeeee bit?"
mmmmmm. delicious much?
"THAT wasn't funny. I'm not making myself very clear, you see. Funny, is like this:
"
"NOT funny, is like this:
"
"Just friendly reminders! And oh yeah, it's a gas mask, and yeah, you're gonna die now. Bye bye!"
PS: I love how he says "gas mask". I don't know why. XD
"HELLS YEAH I'M INSANE!"
This is probably my favourite Master scene out of them all. It's just so powerful and the tapping, omg. It gets me into it every time and how Simm acts it, amazing.
~~
Mmmmm.
"I'm The Master..."
"...and these..."
"...are my friends!"
And the Toclafane go on a killing spree
But the Master and wife both have a weak stomach...
"Killers club hug?"
~~
"ZOMG it's the Master on the telly!"
"Dear citizens, I have been contacted."
"..."
"And I swear the Toclafane are by no means going to harm you"
I won't blame people believing when he makes that face!
~~
"Eeh, wazzup, Doc?"
"Timelords yadda yadda"
"So everyone's dead but us..."
"...Bummer"
"All we've got is eachother!"
"Are you asking me out on a date?"
Yes, plz. I love that this WAS an actual quote. XD;
"You're on telly!"
"Nice hair, how do you keep it so big?"
"..."
"Yeah, but in all seriousness, run for your life cuz you're England's Most Wanted 1, 2 and 3. Bye"
Is it just me or does David have beautiful hands? *_*
~~
"This planet is amazing. Television... in their stomach"
~~
Welcome to "Sex With A Glass: How To" guide, by The Master.
And a little angst on top, you're HOT STUFF.
~~
"Yo prez. Your american accent amuses me."
Uhm, Ella has temporarly fainted by the hotness of this cap:
"You make it sound like an invasion"
Then we play the "Zip It" game...
Thank you for playing, join us again soon.
Two for general hotness:
Yummeh.
"I could make tea... or is that not American enough? I could make grits. What are grits, anyway?"
Lol I love how he looks so bored on this scene. And what are grits?
What would end of the world be without some candy?
"Yep, gummy bears r good."
"Yesssss, I feel the Doctor."
"Excellent!"
lol we found the BFFs. All we need now is Stewie Griffin and we've got an OT3.
"Oh alright"
"That's meeee"
"Got a new cool toy, too"
"...It's not that cool"
"Much cooler than a sonic."
"No wei"
"Yadda yadda. How to shut him up?"
"If only I could somehow make you look older with my magic laser wand..."
"If I only had your biological code..."
*sad*
"Wait a minute. I do!"
Ready, set
"CRUCIO!!"
"..."
"SUCCESS!"
~~
Universal War is a turn-on.
Oh yes.
To be continued...
Kayyy, I got into the mood of blending in my own quotes. OH WELL, the point is the hot pictures, not my bad jokes. So all in good fun. :D
* Part 2 *