Great Scott!
Surprisingly or not, an associate and I have stumbled upon the secrets of the universe. I'll leave him to shed some light by briefing on some of the aspects of it.
*entice*
Okay, first things first. . . This is not for the faint of heart. . . No chemists or physicisicsccsists beyond this point. Your head may explode. That or you'll want to chuck protons, neutrons, or other nuclear flimflam at me! Actually! More importantly, go read his! Click Here!!!!!
Behold! A fifth nuclear force has been established!! Yes, my friends, we have stumbled upon kurisunikku-do! The way of Nick and Kris now exists! Imagine a force that's so strong that it randomizes the Boltzmann constant and can change plancks constant to almost 1!! *gasp!* Oh my goodness, it's true!
This special secret was stumbled upon by pondering the implications of kurisunikku-do COMBINED (Good gravy, no!) with Reed-dance.. . . . For those of you who are not aware of what Reed-dancing is, refer to link above. It is deeeeevious and oh-so-exciting -=< However! >=- When combined with the happy antics of kurisunikku-do. . . . it creates a powerful force not all unlike gravity, except that it's wildly powerful beyond the strong nuclear force. It reflects the gyro, anti-nuclear amplitude force and applies directly against the natural acceleration of gravitational forces of electromagnetic radiation, and a vortex of nanogamma rays concentrates the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, creating a really thin crust of electron-frozen "super ions" that are, in essence, big blobs of zero-point energy molecules!
*deep breath*
. . . Yeah. . . Powerful vibes come with this blog entry. . . Our only hope is that our super-secret recipe will never fall into the wrong hands. . . . . . !!!!