Shit-
Shit, shit, fuck, crudbucket-
What have I done? I've Flanderized my own baby. I've lobotomized him, smelted him, made his sense of humour a nasty unfunny thing. I know what happened to you! I happened to you!
We've got to do this somehow, and by 'do' I mean 'fix'. Man the harpoons; I'm going to war with the Grimdark. Somehow we'll make it better, and then we'll restore your boyfriend! IT'S OKAY. The age of srs bzns will end NOW.
-your boyfriend did not get lobotomized, he got incised! In the frontal lobe! Or whatever it is that governs 'being entertaining'! We will FIX IT. I have a retcon to carry out.