Safer Sex Fun
I have this friend Cap. We met playing World of Warcraft, where your character's gear comes in tiers, and we still keep in touch every few days by facebook now that she's quit. (She quit, among other reasons, because of an unplanned pregnancy.)
So the conversation went as follows:
Me: I need to remember to get Nitrile gloves tonight.
Cap: Huh. Those your Tier 8 gloves?
Me: Um... Like latex gloves. Only safe for people with latex allergies.
Cap: Oh. lol. >.> You're allergic to latex?
Me: Not me. My friend, A. The friend who's up?
Cap: Yeah, and why do you need gloves?
Me: For safer sex?
Cap: O.o Why do you use the term glove though? I'm lost.
Me: Because they're gloves. They go on your hands, if you're having the kind of sex where you use hands instead of cocks.
Cap: Riiiiight, gotcha. now YOU'RE CHEATING ON L. >.>
Me: As she is simultaneously cheating on me. With the same person. <.<
Cap: Oh. 3 sum?
Me: Yeeeees. Only way to get both your nipples sucked at once.
Cap: I can suck my own nipples.
What can you say to that?
So the conversation went as follows:
Me: I need to remember to get Nitrile gloves tonight.
Cap: Huh. Those your Tier 8 gloves?
Me: Um... Like latex gloves. Only safe for people with latex allergies.
Cap: Oh. lol. >.> You're allergic to latex?
Me: Not me. My friend, A. The friend who's up?
Cap: Yeah, and why do you need gloves?
Me: For safer sex?
Cap: O.o Why do you use the term glove though? I'm lost.
Me: Because they're gloves. They go on your hands, if you're having the kind of sex where you use hands instead of cocks.
Cap: Riiiiight, gotcha. now YOU'RE CHEATING ON L. >.>
Me: As she is simultaneously cheating on me. With the same person. <.<
Cap: Oh. 3 sum?
Me: Yeeeees. Only way to get both your nipples sucked at once.
Cap: I can suck my own nipples.
What can you say to that?