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[FILL] the office (1/3)

[anonymous]

HELLO ANON I DID THE THING. THIS PROBABLY ISN'T THAT FUNNY BUT I SAT AND WROTE ALL 1178 WORDS OF THIS IN LIKE 20 MINUTES SO I HOPE YOU ENJOY IT AND IT WAS EVEN A LITTLE BIT OF WHAT YOU WANTED. YES. OKAY. also idk how spacing works on this thing so yaaaaa ok

"What is so fucking hard about properly formatting an Excel document?" Kris seethes, pinching the bridge of his nose and resting a hand on his hip. This is the fifth time today that he's had to explain an extremely simple concept to the new intern, Oh Sehun, and his patience is running thing. Not to mention, Yixing somehow managed to start a small fire with the coffee machine during break. Too many things have already gone wrong today and Kris doesn't know how much more he can handle.

"Sorry, duizhang," Sehun smiles up at him, the sickly sweet smile that Kris knows is fake because Sehun will be messing something else up within the next fifteen minutes.

"Just try not to screw up again within the hour and it'll be a blessing," Kris grumbles under his breath, stalking away from Sehun's little cubby in the corner. He needs a drink. Or three.

He hadn't planned on making his hourly rounds for another twenty minutes, but he figures since he's out he mightaswell check on everyone else, too. Kyungsoo is working hard, lips pursed as he slaves over another presentation, his eye for detail always appreciated and acknowledged during their meetings. Minseok has a mountain of papers on his desk waiting to be sorted accordingly, but Kris has no doubt in his mind that he'll get the job done. And as always, Junmyeon is a dilligent worker, doing twice as much as he needs to. He's one of the few reasons Kris hasn't gone totally insane because of his somewhat-incompetent staff yet.

However, Chanyeol and Jongdae prove yet again to be the jokesters of the office, and he spends ten minutes lecturing them on the importance of proper businessplace conduct and No, you cannot photocopy pictures of your butt on the copy machine for shits and giggles, Kim Jongdae.

Despite the (many) shortcomings off his staff and the almost-catastrophes they have daily in the office, Kris is still running one of the most successful businesses in South Korea. Maybe the shit-talking he knows that his employees do behind his back and the glares he get when they think he doesn't notice because of his high standards and tendency to snap at the smallest things are worth it. Maybe.

[FILL] the office (2/3)

[anonymous]

Kris is (calmly, he swears) explaining the new project idea he has for strengthening relations with the Chinese market to Luhan when someone entering through the glass doors catches his eye. He takes the next few seconds to finishing up the explanation, pointing out the key points in the document he'd created before he's sending Luhan on his way. To his knowledge, he hadn't had any meetings or guest appearances planned for today so he has no idea who could even be coming at this time. He takes one more glance around the office to make sure nothing is blowing up before looking over at the small man quickly approaching him and--

Fuck.

Baekhyun is wearing one of those suits that Kris not-so-secretly loves him in, a suit that Baekhyun hates wearing because it "makes him feel like an old man", a suit that Kris got costume made to fit snugly against every curve of his body.

Kris' face and arms twitch with how much he wants to just envelope Baekhyun into a hug and kiss him senseless. But no. He won't do that. He's at work. He's at work and if he does that, the guys will give him shit about it for weeks.

"Hey, who's the shorty?" Jongdae calls, as if he's any taller than Baekhyun himself. That, of course, catches the attention of everyone else, and they all swivel in their seats to watch the exchange.

"Yeah, why don't you tell everyone else who I am, Kris?" Baekhyun singsongs, sidling up to Kris and taking his hand, resting his head on Kris shoulder and fluttering his eyelashes. Kris will never admit that when Baekhyun does that it's actually kind of cute.

Kris' lips turn down into a frown, and he glances at the floor as he mutters, "My boyfriend."

"I'm sorry, what was that?" Sehun yells, "I couldn't hear you back here!" Yixing snickers and Kris shoots a glare over at the two of them.

"This is Baekhyun, my boyfriend," Kris says more loudly. He looks up in time to see Chanyeol make an obscene gesture with his hands.

"Ooooooh," Jongdae cooes, "aren't you two just the cutest couple~?"

"How can you even put up with Kris? He's boring and he yells a lot," Chanyeol complains, and Baekhyun's eyes widen in surprise.

[FILL] the office (3/3)

[anonymous]

"Really?" he looks up at Kris for confirmation. Kris averts his eyes. "He's never like this at home, let me tell you." Baekhyun starts, and Kris blanches because no, Baekhyun is not about to reveal the secrets of their relationship--

"Oh, really," Junmyeon starts, smirking, "what's he like, then?" Kris officially has no allies amongst his employees. None.

"Oh, he doesn't seem like it, but he's really just a huge teddy bear," Baekhyun giggles -- fucking giggles -- and Kris wonders if it's too late to send his boyfriend on his merry way. "He absolutely loves to cuddle and he can't keep his hands off of me."

By now, everyone's eyebrows are becoming best friends with their hairlines. Kris thinks he is seeing his life flash in front of his eyes.

"And you would not believe the sex!" Baekhyun gushes, and yeah, that's more than enough blackmail for his employees to last a lifetime.

"I think I'll see you when I get home, Baek," Kris says through gritted teeth, gently leading his grinning boyfriend out of the office. He ignores the catcalls and whistles, devising a plan to give his employees the most work possible for a week straight. Kris' hand automatically falls to Baekhyun's lower back as they walk out, and Baekhyun simpers up at him.

When they're safely around a corner and out of earshot of his employees, Kris pulls Baekhyun close. "Why did you do that?" he asks, trying not to whine. He tries to look angry, he really does, but it's hard when Baekhyun presses up against him and wraps his arms around Kris' neck.

"Are you mad at me?" Baekhyun pouts, lower lip jutting out enticingly.

"...no," Kris mutters, his arms looping around Baekhyun's waist. "But now I'm going to have to deal with the neverending jokes from that giant and his partner in crime."

Baekhyun smiles brightly, leaning up to press his lips against Kris' for a moment before pulling away and running his hands down his chest. "I'll make it up to you when we get home, alright?" and the coquettish smile he sends Kris' way leaves no doubt in his mind how Baekhyun will make it up to him.

"Bye, baby," Baekhyun grins, dancing away, leaving Kris alone in the corridor.

Kris sighs as he glances in the direction of his office. He can only imagine what his employees are plotting inside.

sry if this was rly unfunny l0l i tried

OP

[anonymous]

thank you so much for filling this xD tbh I imagined a more diva-ism Baekhyun but your Baek is so cute and I can never resist a cute Baekhyun =]
totally nice fill <3