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"Wow, what did I miss," Kris remarks when he returns to the dorms, as Sehun slithers to a corner to brood.
"Well, Sehun became much more terrifying," Baekhyun supplies, shamelessly latching onto Kris as though he was the tentacle monster. Sadly, Baekhyun's words are true. Luhan didn't know what he was expecting when he made that wish, but he certainly was not expecting a limbless Sehun, with many tentacles in place of where his arms and legs had been.
"Baekhyun also became much uglier," Sehun says loudly. Baekhyun scowls, ears flushing as he tugs his beanie over his unfortunate haircut.
"I think you look cute," Kris smiles, dragging his fingers over Baekhyun's newly-buzzed nape. Baekhyun squirms and ducks away, laughing breathlessly, and Luhan rolls his eyes. Hard. (In his corner, Sehun rolls his eyes too.)
"When you guys are done acting out your love drama, maybe you can help us with this problem," Luhan says, gritting his teeth at the nauseating sight of Kris backhugging Baekhyun.
"If you weren't such a huge pervert, this wouldn't have happened," Jongdae says simply while Chanyeol cackles.
"Kim Jongdae. Maybe you'd like everyone to know the contents of your internet search history? And shut up, Spock. Sehun looks better with tentacles than you do with that hair." The two fall silent. A cranky Luhan is a vicious Luhan.
"I've been thinking," Yixing says, and everyone looks at him in surprise. "Luhan wished to get fucked by tentacles, right? But all the spell has done is to turn Sehun into a tentacle monster. Technically, Luhan's wish hasn't been fulfilled yet. Which means..."
"They have to do it before Sehun can turn back," Jongdae says in awe. "Hyung, you're a genius." Yixing shrugs, dimpling.
"Great! So now we know how to turn Sehun back, please complete all necessary procedures by tonight. We'll be flying to Thailand tomorrow so it's best if you get to work as soon as possible. Sehun, Luhan," Joonmyun nods at them.
Luhan blanches. "Wait- there's no way I'm-"
"Hyung, you got Sehun into this state, don't be a dick," Jongin says. Luhan lowers his head, contrite. "Besides, this is your fantasy. Shouldn't you be happy?"
"I didn't know there'd be all those suction pads," Luhan mutters to himself. Then, louder, "Alright, we'll do it. I'm sorry for causing everyone this trouble." He turns to Sehun. "Especially you, baby."
"Yeah. This is all your fault," Sehun says accusingly. "Don't you think you should make it up to me?" Luhan shrinks further into a ball of shame.
"Yes, okay, I'll do anything you want. Just name it."
Sehun smirks. "Anything? In that case..."
*
"This wasn't what I had in mind," Luhan mumbles, shivering in the cool air as Sehun shuffles into place behind him. Sehun flings a tentacle over Luhan's naked waist and Luhan pointedly does not shudder in disgust. Nope. These are the bodily fluids of my very cute boyfriend who I love very much, Luhan reminds himself, ignoring the unknown liquids oozing into this buttcrack.
"Are you guys gonna fuck sideways? It'd make a better video if Luhan was on his hands and knees," Chanyeol pipes up, moving his phone here and there to get a better angle of Luhan's ass. If there was ever a time he would wish for spontaneous, sudden death, it would be now, Luhan thinks.
"That position is for my eyes only," Sehun informs him loftily, pulling Luhan closer to himself.
"You were the one who wanted to make a sex tape," Baekhyun points out.
"Ten sex tapes, to be exact," Joonmyun mutters, adjusting the exposure levels on his phone camera. "I still don't see why all of us have to be here."
"Right, can't we just have one person videoing this? Yixing?" Luhan asks desperately. Yixing smiles at him placidly, zooming in on Luhan's dick.
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