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Happy Routine [1/2]

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Every day at the Wu household starts promptly at five thirty in the morning. Joonmyeon wakes up at the same time as Jongdae, who’s always had trouble staying asleep. He gives Jongdae his bath, because they really don’t have time to bathe all ten of their children at night. Yifan gets up at six and starts making lunch for all the children (except for Minseok and Luhan, because apparently it’s cool for third graders to buy lunch at school).

Sehun and Jongin are up next, and Yifan and Joonmyeon switch jobs, passing each other with a short kiss as Yifan heads over to wash the two youngest boys. They always complain that they want “mama” to wash them, but Yifan doesn’t listen as he scrubs behind their ears.

Minseok gets up by himself now, and he goes to wake up Baekhyun and Chanyeol and help them get dressed. Minseok is the resident shoe-tying expert and everyone’s shoes get tied quickly, thanks to him. Joonmyeon’s not sure what he’d do without him.

Kyungsoo and Zitao sleepily awaken and turn on the TV, watching the same episode of Pororo that they watch every morning. It’s just background noise to Yifan and Joonmyeon, though. Yixing doesn’t like to wake up, but he can’t resist when he hears Krong’s voice. He joins his two younger brothers on the couch.

Yifan is always the one to wake up Luhan as Joonmyeon attempts to dress the others in time. Luhan has always been the hardest to wake up, but once he does he gets ready quickly. Joonmyeon dresses the boys who are distracted by Pororo, and more often than not, Jongin and Sehun get in a little spat and Yifan goes to break it up. Except it never works, because the only person they’ll listen to is Joonmyeon. Once their “mama” appears, they cling to his legs, and while they’re not fighting anymore, Joonmyeon is rendered temporarily incapacitated. He always gives Yifan a pleading look, and Yifan chuckles as he places a kiss on his husband’s lips.

The school bus comes for the eight oldest boys at a quarter after seven, and Joonmyeon thinks every single day that it’s a miracle that they haven’t missed it yet.

With most of the boys safely at school, Yifan’s free to get ready for work. Joonmyeon entertains the two youngest kids, switching depending on the day between Legos and action figures.

Yifan leaves at a quarter to eight, smelling faintly of the woody cologne that Joonmyeon likes so much.

“Have a good day, Joonmyeonnie,” Yifan always says, ignoring their toddlers for a moment as he cradles his husband’s face in his hands. “I love you.”

“I love you too, Yifan,” Joonmyeon smiles, standing on his tiptoes as Yifan’s lips meet his quickly. Yifan’s thumb runs across Joonmyeon’s cheek before he turns with a smile, walking outside to get into his Hyundai and drive to his office.

Joonmyeon turns back to the toddlers and sighs. He loves his sons, but it’s always a long day.

Several grilled cheeses and lots of Pororo later, the other eight boys are finally back from school. They all want to eat something, and Joonmyeon has to produce enough apples and string cheese for all of them. The two older boys start on their arithmetic homework while the others are contented to watch TV. Sehun and Jongin go take their afternoon naps and Joonmyeon often has to keep Baekhyun and Chanyeol from going in and waking their brothers up. When the episode of whatever they’re all watching (more often than not, it’s Pororo) is done, Zitao and Kyungsoo go take a nap as well.

Joonmyeon starts making dinner while the boys run around the house with their action figures, and Jongin wakes up to come tug on “mama’s” pants.

“Daddy’s busy right now, Jonginnie,” Joonmyeon says, but Jongin doesn’t listen.

“Mama, Jongin is hungry,” he whines. Joonmyeon’s not sure why the two youngest boys have taken to calling him “mama,” but he’s got a feeling that it has something to do with his mischievous husband.