My milk brings all the noonas to the yard: A Sehun Pimp Post (2/3)
01. Appearance
a. Body
Besides having stunning facial features (not sorry again), Sehun has an exquisite body (is our thirst showing? We hope not) made for high fashion and it should be really be decorating the runways of the world or captured by the photographers. Yeah, we’ve reached that part of the post.
~*BODY APPRECIATION*~
Let’s go from the top to the bottom.
It’s a known fact that among the EXO members from both K & M, Sehun has the broadest shoulders of them all. The ratio between his wide shoulders and incredibly narrow hips form a delicious shaped back. （*/∇＼*）
Sehun has also beautifully toned arms that compliment his lean figure, you may argue they are not that defined, but that wouldn’t really fit his image/look. Also, hands.
Let’s go a bit lower---TUMMY FLASH
Hips. God bless his hips. Sehun’s hips are meant to twirl around sweeping fans off their feet. Don’t forget his butt - for such a slim boy, he’s got a really nice butt (○´3｀)ﾉ.
Sehun's butt. Don't you think that Sehun has a very, but very, nice butt? More on the small size, it isn't too prominent, but just a little round, enough to wrap my your hand around. Nature wanted Sehun to match this precious gift of him with a long and slender torso that any guy would envy.
Damn collarbones. As if Sehun's body wasn't sinful enough, the little maknae of EXO has gotten these nice and tempting collarbones, beautiful to look at, especially when exposed.
Here's two galleries that you ~might~ like /evil laugh/: S K I N - B U T T
b. Hair
They say fortune favors the young, and Oh Sehun is the living testament of that. His accomplishments aren't much yet (considering the lanky dancing and a whopping 0:30 secs singing time in the album) but the potential to develop his talents is there. He's got time on his side after all. Debuting at the ripe age of 18 (korean age) and already having the face of an 'universal pretty boy', Sehun was destined for stardom and made to shine bright like a star. And sure, the boy does shine bright! Or more accurately, his hair does... （＾ｖ＾）
● cdfsdzvgd hair. When Sehun was first revealed as a member of exo through teaser pictures, he was sporting this hairstyle nearing perfection. Brunette gave him the look of a sophisticated college student, like one of those classy posh fratboys. And after 5 years of training, young Oh Sehun was finally ready for some action.
● still-brown-and-yummy. Although he had small changes before the official debut of exo, his hair kept the classy look of a pretty flower boy.
● anime swag. Everybody has their ups and downs in style and Sehun is no exception. Either he had been victim of some drunk freaks handing a crimper, or he had voluntarily asked for it but the result has terrific (and not in the good sense, mind you). Our little Sehun still managed to pull off the 'fried hair' look though. d(-_^)
● short haircut or bowl. Probably the most common haircut the male population in Asia have experienced from childhood up to puberty. However, Sehun has never had relative short hair, making this variation of bowl his shortest cut in length. Still fuck--- We mean he still looked good, right?
● sexy pushed up. If there was a prize for who looks the best with hair pushed up, Sehun would definitely win it. T h i s i s p e r f e c t i o n. Don't you agree?
● freaking green. BUT THEN IT ALL WENT DOWN THE DRAIN. Thank God, it was a one-time thing.
● burgundy pinkish. We have this theory that the horrible green had given Sehun the idea of trying out different colours. Colours that any average Joe wouldn't be willing to get. Ever.
Unlike the first try, this dark shade of pink (with a tone of violet) suited our Sehun perfectly. Sehun blessed South Korea (and whoever watched the Gayo Daejun 2012) with this glamorous look (that we matched with blue contact, this life ruiner).
● hot silver. As the start of a long and painful relationship with his scalp, Sehun adopted silver as a hair color for a quite popular ceremony event, the Golden Disk Awards. We definitely have nothing against it, he showed the world how a korean dude with silver hair paired with green eye contact lens would look like. The answer? Too handsome to be real. That’s Sehun in two words for you (we just didn’t want to cut this pimp post short) (^_−)☆
● cute blondie. After experiencing some effects from the latest hairdyes, Sehun opted for a blond color, letting his hair 'rest' for a while...
● bubble pink. But unfortunately, there is no 'rest/break' for Sehun’s hair. Once again, it turned into a light pink at the end of March.
● bright pink. We’re guessing stylists declared there was no hope left for Sehun, no way to avoid the loss of his hair at young age. As if two weren't enough, he got a third shade of pink. Confess it, Sehun-ah! You are fond of pink, aren't you? (Don’t worry, we are too!) (๑・ω-)～♥”
● le glorious rainbow. From grass to cotton candies and bubble gums, Sehun wasn't yet done showing up his talent for pulling off weird and odd colors! Why limit yourself to a single color though? Instead of having just one at time, he decided to get all of them at once. Probably three out of five would laugh at him, thinking of how ridiculous one with 73236 different colors on his head would be, but trust me, these are enough to make their minds up.
02. Personality
Young Sehunnie was a kid with big expectations for his future, claiming in his diary that he aspired to be president.. Among other interesting facts collected from his diary, he notes he likes to run and believes one of his charming points is the fact he smiled a lot! Who would’ve guessed it?
And who could ever forget Sehun’s famous poetry piece, simply titled Milk.:
“Milk from school. Top grade milk. When you drink the milk it has a rich taste. In the winter milk is aromatic. Milk with calcium. Double the times better than normal milk. Milk with 8g fat.” (*)
Despite claiming to smile a lot, Sehun’s most notable attribute is his ever serious face. But beyond that stoic facade, Sehun has a diabetes inducing personality. On the matter, a journalist once noted that Sehun was the member who had the biggest difference from the first impression and when they asked him about this, Sehun replied:
“You could think I’m a very shy kid but when you get to know me I’m a funny kid. I’m a polite and funny kid but I’m also shy so I was nervous and couldn’t talk a lot. I talk well when we get closer”. (*)
Our Sehunnie’s just a normal teenage boy who likes to be dumb with his hyungs, but he’s also a very humble guy, he is. Imagine him as the President of the World, okay? Okay!
Do you still want receipts on Sehun's adorable personality? Are you sure???
No really, there’s no exit after this.
WE WARNED YOU.
Okay, let’s give a look to some of his fanboard replies:
[FAN] Sehun-ah I ran home when I heard you arrived
I didn’t go to the toilets and turned on the computer!!!!!!!! Can you see me I love you♥
[SEHUN] I’m EXO’s maknae Sehun!
You did well~~
I was waiting!
Phew we did it~
[FAN] Please a dot……… give me a dot
Sehun-ah please I’m begging you like this ㅠㅠㅠㅠ
Type a dot on noona’s heart please
[SEHUN] I’m EXO’s maknae Sehun!
……………………………………………………………………………………….
[FAN] Sehun-ah if you’re here, type just one dot
Please
[SEHUN] Hello I am EXO’s maknae Sehun
Not this . but this
♥ Heart ㅋㅋ (*)
We could could basically go on and on, but have a compilation of really other cute translations
There's more. He’s a hidden softie when it comes to his fans - in OT12’s recent Kiss the Radio appearance, he asked if he could read all the messages from the fans! Aww, he didn't want to leave anyone out.
Maknae’s heart is not only with his fans but with his fellow members. Recently, Sehun, along with the rest of EXO appeared on Kiss the Radio. Sehun, normally really quiet and shy, confessed he prays every night for his members and between sobs and tears confessed he wishes they wouldn’t fight and always be there for eachother. Isn’t he adorable? 。ﾟ(ﾟﾉД｀ﾟ)ﾟ｡
Oh Sehun is a charitable man as well and has been spotted wearing a bracelet in support of comfort women in the World War II. The bracelet was made by Korea University.
03. Fun Facts
● Can not keep his tongue in his mouth.
● Participated in the 2013 Idol Olympics and placed second to last during the qualifications of the men’s 70 meter dash. (You tried.)
● Sehun has a scar on his right cheek.
● Has a slight lisp and underbite.
● He does this STUPID WEIRD THING WITH HIS MOUTH.
● Has a cute little mole on his neck below his jaw.
● Has an addiction to bubble tea and anything chocolate. (The kid likes sweet things. Like us.)
● Apparently he likes showering with his hyungs (according to Baekhyun and Tao.)
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