Trick or Treat!
Let's play a game! It's never too early to celebrate Halloween!
Shamelessly stolen and adapted from natsudive
1. Create a graphic (200 x 200 max size) to represent your personal "candy". It should have your username on it, but otherwise can feature whatever you want. Make it something special since it's self-representative. (OHOHOHO ( Read more... )
Shamelessly stolen and adapted from natsudive
1. Create a graphic (200 x 200 max size) to represent your personal "candy". It should have your username on it, but otherwise can feature whatever you want. Make it something special since it's self-representative. (OHOHOHO ( Read more... )
sorry guys i didn't really try very hard...LOL ;_;
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(it's ok bb, I just cropped and zoomed in on a gif *effort* *technologically challenged*)
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(sorry baby Yixing...please ignore what's going next)
NSFW. Italicized descriptions and pictures taken from Cosmopolitan lol.
Part 1
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Suho - Niagara Falls (Carnal Challenge 5/5): With his water-making on top of his love-making powers, this position is a cinch for Mr. EXO-K Leader. And with a Carnal Challenge of a full 5 out of 5, he’s definitely the type to go all out to please his partner
Facing the faucet, kneel in a tub that’s already filled with warm water. Inch up so your body is very close to the water flow, then lean forward and hold the wall or sides of the tub for balance. Your guy climbs in behind you and, also kneeling, enters you from behind. As he thrusts, guide the water stream with your hand from the faucet or detachable showerhead between your legs.
Tao- Surf’s Up (Carnal Challenge 5/5): With his love of taking “walks on the beach,” this one will give you something to do while you’re viewing Qingdao’s beautiful shoreline. And remember when Tao said he’d “do anything for his girl” ? With his Wushu stamina, that definitely earns him a 5 out of 5 Carnal Challenge rating baby. (look I made no Wushu stick puns)
This is a tricky pose and can only be done when the sea is calm. Lie facedown on a surfboard with your arms and legs outstretched on either side. With your guy standing at your side in waist-deep water, have him wrap his leg around the board to mount it like a horse and enter you from behind. Once he and the board are steady, he should stretch out as well.
Kai - Bucking Bronco (Carnal Challenge 4/5): With all that jackhammer hip thrusting, need I say more? And lucky for his partner, with all his vigor and youth, you probably can let him do all the work in pleasuring you, so just sit back and relax.
He lies flat on his back with his knees bent and legs spread apart. Facing him, get on top and slowly lower yourself onto his shaft, keeping your knees bent and your legs outside his arms. Then lean back and support yourself on your palms as he thrusts his hips up and down
Lay - Straddle His Saddle (Carnal Challenge 3/5): He’s a bit shy, so this position lets you take charge and go wild if you wish. Saddle your unicorn and ride away into the moonlight, be it in some mystical forest or bed.
Have your guy sit on the floor with his arms stretched out behind him for support and his legs crossed loosely Indian-style. Climb onto his lap so you're straddling him in a kneeling position and hold on to his shoulders as you lower yourself onto his erect penis. Lean toward him and keep your bodies close together as you take control of the timing and speed of the thrusting.... Ride him, cowgirl!
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Part 2
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Kris - The Dragon (Carnal Challenge 2/5): Ok so this one is very literal, but he is a very big (perhaps in more ways than one ohohoho) guy so him covering you like this, molding along every patch of exposed skin will be super sensual and totally heighten the sexual experience. Plus, with a Carnal Challenge of a mere 2 out of 5, it will definitely give some allowances for Duizhang’s laziness.
Lie on your stomach with your arms raised above your head. With a pillow or two placed under your pubic bone, spread your legs slightly. Have your partner stretch his body over your and enter you, mimicking the position that you're in. Instead of fast from-behind thrusting, this steamy stance require a circular, swirling motion.
Chen - Electric Slide (Carnal Challenge 4/5): This apply named position is perfectly fitting for our resident Dancing Machine Chen. He’s has ample enough booty too so that there will limited discomfort as he pounds away, making him the most ideal out of the EXO members to excel in this position.
You lie down on the bed or floor on your stomach, with your legs straight and slightly apart. Your guy sits right behind your buns with his legs in front of him and his hands on either side of his body for support. He leans back at a 45-degree angle to your body so he can join his genitals with yours. As he rocks forward and back, bring your legs together for a tight fit. Rest on your elbows with your arms in front of you for leverage.
Luhan - Stairway to Heaven (Carnal Challenge 4/5): Since he’s so “manly”, you can give him a boost to his ego by letting him take control instead of adopting one of the ‘riding’ positions. And with his angelic face and demeanor, it’ll be easy to picture yourself up in the heavens as he brings you to your peak.
Sit on the second-to-last stair in the shallow end of the pool with your legs spread. Lean back on your forearms for support. Have your man stand between your legs with his arms on either side of you as he enters you. He can lean on his hands for leverage as he thrusts wildly.
Xiumin - The Rock and Roll (Carnal Challenge 3/5): Ugh I can’t post gifs, but surely everyone has seen Xiumin’s hip thrusting in the Thai variety show?? His smooth rolling thrusts will definitely make anyone go wild in bed as he plunges in deep. And with the two of you facing each other, it will be very sensual and romantic, which totally matches his sweet, caring personality.
Choose any flat surface - the floor or a even a sturdy table - and lie faceup, bringing your knees as close to your chin as you can. He lies on top of you, and while you rest your calves on his shoulders, your man should enter you just as he would in the missionary position. For some extra leverage, grab hold of his upper arms. He’ll likely need to have his palms flat down for support as he begins thrusting inside you.
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Part 3
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Baekhyun - Standing Tiger, Crouching Dragon (Carnal Challenge 4/5): Pretty much this:
Maybe you can even go wild and do it on a dresser near a light switch
Pose on all fours with your knees at the edge of the bed while your tiger stands behind you, his feet hip width apart. While he spreads his legs on either side of yours, keep your knees together to narrow your vaginal canal, causing it to feel much snugger around his penis as he thrusts. Be sure to let out a fiery dragon’s roar to let him know how you feel!
Chanyeol - Supernova (Carnal Challenge 4/5): This one is also a bit literal (with his fire super power), but since he’s pretty tall, if you have a tiny bed or couch this will work perfectly. Plus if he gets too loud then you can just smother him with any nearby pillows
Begin in the deceptively down-to-earth woman-on-top position on a made bed. (Don’t get under the covers.) But instead of riding him with his body lengthwise on the mattress, mount your man as he lies perpendicular to the pillows - you’ll see why in a second. Once you’re climbing toward climax, stop moving and gently grab the sides of his torso with your hands. Leaning on your knees, inch him toward the edge of the bed until his head, shoulders, and arms hang backward over the side. Then start riding him again.
D.O. - The Sensual Spoon (Carnal Challenge 3/5): Little D.O. is so sweet and gentleman like I really picture him best with very romantic and intimate positions like spooning. With the Sensual Spoon, though, it is definitely a step up from just normal spooning and will promise to be a wild ride for the both of you.
Every couple knows how to assume the spoon: Lie on your side with your guy behind you. Keep both of your torsos in this doze pose and lift your top leg. Have him shift his lower body into a half-kneeling position, entering you from behind.
Sehun - Desk Detail (Carnal Challenge 4/5): As the only member of EXO still in school (I think), guess what? THERE ARE DESKS EVERYWHERE SO MIGHT AS WELL MAKE USE OF THEM. Especially if you’re one of those thrill seekers who live to do the deed in public places, this will be perfect for you. Plus, since your back is facing him, your ego will not be hurt by his ‘bored as fuck’ stare that will probably perpetuate even into the throes of love-making.
Sit your man down in a desk chair, with his legs spread out comfortably in front of him and his feet on the floor. Standing between his legs with your back to him, lower yourself down onto his lap. Once he's inside you, lean forward and stretch out your arms until they reach the desktop. Lift your feet up, suspending them in the air. He grabs your hips tightly and thrusts in small circles while you keep your legs together.
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c r y i n g at duizhang tho and CASEY (another trick lol - the last one) AND CHARLIE's DESCRIPTION (you can prob guess by the first three letters who i'm talking about) LMAO
you've also officially ruined that video of baekhyun for me forever now, thx bb
some of these were actually different to what i might have imagined (not that i gave this any thought ofc.......................>_>) but others i thought were spot on, specifically benjamin (*~*~sensual spoon~*~*)...tho at the same time the thought of him doing anything sexual breaks my brain a bit ;_;
bravo bb this was amazing and gave me many lols after just getting back from an exam haha :') your candy is well deserved and have another one for the amazingly well thought out descriptions! i checked your profile quickly and saw your bias was yixing (damnit) gabriel so here's my fave gif of him to add to your candy collection :D
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Yeah some of these I went more with the name of the sex position rather than considering the position itself because I wanted to make it funny XD
thank you for the extra candy :3!
I very love you
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crying and in hell rn
BY SEHUN'S COMMAND!
IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, WE WILL PUNISH YOU!!
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(I want to see a gif that says 'all the alpacas' with Ace tumbling out of the door like that LMAO. unfortunately I don't have Photoshop ;A;)
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lmao oh my godddddd hahahaha this is the best one so far. I cannot wait for my trick now.
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