Transformers: Experimentation

[exlibris_tenisu]

Oh my God, guys. This was supposed to be stupid and short and now it's almost 7,000 words long. And rated R.

perfectassassin, bucket_shot, this is all your fault. And it's probably noctaval's fault too, for giving me that final push into the fandom. I blame you, too. XD;

So here you go, possibly the most embarrassing fic ever, and I think there's going to be a sequel. Guuuuuys

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[metafictionally]

ALI WHAT THE HELL

THIS IS SO GOOD

SO

GOOD

I AM INCOHERENT WITH JOY

by the way. /waves. /is a Nyx.

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::diiiiies::

HI :D

UH.

GLAD YOU LIKED IT? XD <33333

[metafictionally]

XD;;

Nan linked it to me. I pretty much laughed my ass off ;___; MAN CAN WE PLEASE HAVE MORE CR, I WANT TO BASK IN YOUR AWESOMENESS.

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XD Well be sure to tell her she made my day for considering it worth linking!

YES. YES WE CAN. BECAUSE I WANT TO BASK IN YOURS TOO. \o/

[likesrobots]

YAAAY. :D

is it weird for me to tell you that I kind of want Maxxie to find out what Ratchet can do with boys? -that's weird, isn't it. 8|;;

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:D

Ahahahaha, what? XD No, it's totally not weird. I don't know that Ratchet's all that, uh, awesome, though? ::sporfles:: But I don't mind, no~

[likesrobots]

LMFAO UH WELL HE SEEMED PRETTY DARN AWESOME LAST TIME??

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|D WELL I ADMIT HE GETS LOTS OF PRACTICE~ MAYBE HE'S NOT SO BAD.

[likesrobots]

this is so the wrong journal to be plotting this with.

NEVERTHELESS-i want it to happen. |B

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Pffft, whatever. XD

BUT SURE. 8D I am up for that anytime. I realize Maxxie rarely ever needs collar help, BUT. XD; Ratchet would totally offer if he did. Or probably if Maxxie just asked in general, really. |Db

[likesrobots]

cries. ;~; and the sad thing is he probably would just be like. "Oi. Ratchet. Let's shag!"

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Well, Sarah Jane is in the forest, and while it's not like Ratchet's going to choke, he'd probably be curious enough to say yes anyway. BESIDES. It's not like they haven't, already? :D;;; AND he can make sure to be careful of the ribs, then! Everyone wins? XD

[buggered]

SOUNDS LIKE A GOOD DEAL TO ME.

-it'll have to wait until I'm back from Asia though ;w;

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<3

That's fine~ Ratchet will still be there. ;D