im a retard

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xucoalex: I found a scholarship
xucoalex: gives me $1000
xucoalex: for being Mexican
OMFG133tNINJA: i am norwegan
xucoalex: and having a 2.5 GPA or higher
OMFG133tNINJA: does that count?
xucoalex: maybe
xucoalex: you could try?
xucoalex: I found one
xucoalex: gives you $5000 for being gay
xucoalex: or bisexual
xucoalex: or transsexual
OMFG133tNINJA: its easy to be Bi
xucoalex: or pretend to be!
OMFG133tNINJA: exactly
xucoalex: I wonder how they check that
xucoalex: how do they know you really like men?!
OMFG133tNINJA: i like them so much
xucoalex: prove it!
xucoalex: I think you only like the womenz
OMFG133tNINJA: i like the man action!
xucoalex: liar!