DREAM
I was hanging out with the Twins, but they were a more amateur Twins. They were playing regular people; I think it was a game just for fun or practice. I was up to bat, and the first pitch was way out there. The second pitch, I thought the pitcher wanted me to catch it for some reason, so I did, and they all laughed at me. Then we sat down to a dinner, and I sat by Joe Mauer. He started singing all these songs in Irish, and this guy next to him sang the Irish songs in Chinese, and I was very impressed; apparently, Joe took Irish when he was younger. But Joe was not impressed. He got up, excused himself, and he and this other guy started dancing with these floozy women. This other girl near me started complaining about how professional baseball players only go for the girls with no substance. Then, the party was breaking up, and I had to go to work. Problem was, I had been dropped off, and my ride left the van (one of those old vans, where only one sliding door opens; it was maroon), and so I was just planning on driving myself. I wasn't nervous at all. But I forgot my purse by the baseball field, so I went to retrieve it; when I came back, the van was missing! I didn't want to freak out in front of the baseball players. But then I saw my friend Katie (I think that's her name) from JCS at the top of a hill, so I climbed up, trying to look very indescreet. We get up there, and she tells me to take the elevator down to the last level, so that they baseball players wouldn't see me. The elevator was all glass, but the shaft was just dirt, so as we went down, we could hear all the water in the soil being sucked against the glass, and we could watch all the leaves in various stages of decomposition, the worms, and the soil. Even at the bottom, there were baseball players; Joe wasn't there, but a guy who looked like Matt from my first semester Russian class was. He didn't pay any attention to us, though. So I arrived at Lake Rebecca to work, but then I realized that I didn't have a set of keys to open anything.
Then I woke up.
Then I woke up.