003 - audio/video - Day 14 / Night

[totally_tensai]

[The audio feed starts with Ikki screaming at something... something that isn't answering (at least that the smart phone can pick up). He sounds utterly ticked off, and apparently he is hearing something.]

Shut the fuck up! I'm fucking serious!

[And a pause, where there is a noise -- a strange, buzzing hum, in fact, like the whir of a computer

Comments

[audio]

[p2iioniic]

I feel thorry for the laptop.

[audio]

[totally_tensai]

It hit me in the face!

[audio]

[p2iioniic]

Abuthive owner, it'th excuthed.

[audio]

[totally_tensai]

I'm not abusive! I left it alone until it started flying around! Fuck off!

[audio]

[p2iioniic]

I should con-fish-cate it until you can take care of technology right.

[audio]

[totally_tensai]

Yeah, well I should con-fish-cate your voice til you can not sound stupid.

[audio]

[p2iioniic]

I should con-fish-cate your fucking brain with my fucking lather vithion.

[audio]

[totally_tensai]

What the fuck is a lather?!

[audio]

[p2iioniic]

Lather. Optic blatht. Pew pew zap from my fucking eyesth, ith that clear enough for you??

[audio]

[totally_tensai]

It's fucking stupid, that's what! And so are you!

[audio]

[p2iioniic]

Wow, I don't think I've heard thuch an uncreative inthult in my entire exithtence! Try harder, tool.

[audio]

[totally_tensai]

Who says you're worth trying harder for? Stupid is stupid, I'm not wasting time coming up with witty insults for some guy who can't even say insult.