Comments | exitvoid: 002 || voice || day 23, late evening, after enough of the snow for jack to be like fuck this shit

holesinmyship in exitvoid

002 || voice || day 23, late evening, after enough of the snow for jack to be like fuck this shit

Dec 18, 2011 02:21

Pray silence--your Captain is speaking.

As a first, this white powdery nonsense? I'll be having no more of that. It's cold, and it's chilly, and it's making me much more moist than I'd care to be ( Read more... )

re: anders, captain jack sparrow, re: vriska serket, re: tavros nitram, re: remus lupin, #voice, *day 23, re: laughing beauty, re: l lawliet

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[voice] magerights December 18 2011, 10:24:20 UTC

I'm afraid there's not too much to be done about the snow, but I suppose that someone might be able to help with the alcohol part.

[voice] holesinmyship December 19 2011, 08:29:08 UTC

Well then, if you'd be pointing me to said person, I'd be much obliged.

[voice] magerights December 19 2011, 12:53:58 UTC

I'm not certain I can point you to anyone in particular, I'm afraid.

[There was Erik, but since he'd already gotten a bottle of wine from the man and then they'd argued more recently, he didn't imagine that would end well.]

You could always try finding some yourself?

[Audio] storybreaker December 18 2011, 14:21:07 UTC

Captain!!
Oh, we're on a ship now, are we?? Funny, since I didn't see a single ship on my arrival, but maybe it's just one of those little dinghys that no one calls a "real" boat anyway!

May I know my Captain's name, all the same?

[Audio] holesinmyship December 19 2011, 08:32:36 UTC

I'm Captain Jack Sparrow, and I'm in possession of neither the patience nor the proper quantity of rum to be appreciating your entirely underwhelming attempt at mockery.

[Audio] dead_black_eyes December 18 2011, 14:52:44 UTC

About that moistness... it's more than I'd rather, as well, so will you please utilize the baths? They are just down the hall.

[Audio] holesinmyship December 19 2011, 08:33:40 UTC

Moisture, as to be fixed by more moisture?

You see, I always knew you weren't quite right in the head.

[Audio] dead_black_eyes December 20 2011, 00:32:01 UTC

Yes, Jack, when you bathe, the dirt and grime that trap moisture are magically lifted away. Highly illogical and insane, I know, how clever of you to see through my ramblings.

[Voice] aliasmoony December 18 2011, 15:19:20 UTC

I do believe that if any of us could stop the snow, it would have happened already.

[Remus sounds amused by Jack, thinking him to be quite an eccentric individual. Of course, it's hard to know for sure without having actually met him or known him for any length of time.]

[Voice] holesinmyship December 19 2011, 08:45:10 UTC

Yes, well, if I'm to be believing in all of these fire-and-thunder-god sorts, I shall also be putting my faith in the odds that at least one might be able to do a little of this--[He wiggles his fingers, because 'voice only' is apparently lost on him for a moment, but his tone itself hints that there's probably a hand gesture involved.]--and be fixing all this, savvy?

[Voice] aliasmoony December 26 2011, 20:57:12 UTC

Perhaps, but perhaps not. After all, I don't believe catering to our requests is something they are inclined to do.

They did bring us here without asking.

[voice] theoogonibomber December 18 2011, 16:22:42 UTC

[...Captain?]

[Rum?]

[SHIP IN A BOTTLE?!]

Are you a pirate?

[Said with all the awe of a thirteen year old boy who's dreamed about having epic battles on pirate ships for... oh... ever.]

[Voice] holesinmyship December 19 2011, 08:36:12 UTC

[...okay, his voice is warming just a little, but it's hidden by all the bravado ever.] Aye, lad. The fiercest in the Spanish main, it be said.

[Voice] theoogonibomber December 20 2011, 06:52:30 UTC

[Tavros can't hear it anyway over the sound of just how excited he is]

Oh my GOD!!! That is like the coolest thing ever!! Do you have like, a peg leg, or a hook for a hand, or an eyepatch? What's your ship called? Do you have a lot of treasure and know a lot of lost lore?