Anon Text | Day 21 | Afternoon

[lovesickkiller]

[It has been several long, long nights since Light arrived, and Misa is getting very frustrated.]

WHERE DO U GET CONDOMS HERE??

[Short and to the point.]

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[billionaire_dad]

[Even if the person is anonymous, he's just floored someone ask this over the public network.]

...Wow, you would actually ask this over a public network?

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[lovesickkiller]

how else could i find out?

[She would be humiliated to have her name attached to it, but is quite proud of this solution.]

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[billionaire_dad]

Go look? There's not that many places to get things around here.

[He's got 1940's sensibilities. So he is seriously, o.O that this is a topic of discussion.]

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[lovesickkiller]

it's dangerous out there! and i haven't seen anything so far.

[At least he doesn't know that it's a delicate female asking.]

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[dead_black_eyes]

I just have one question... why would you need condoms?

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[lovesickkiller]

[Ugh not you. Misa has half a mind to ignore L, as she is entirely convinced he has no use for condoms and thus wouldn't know where to find them, but she can't not respond to that.]

y do you think??

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[dead_black_eyes]

[He makes a big show of turning over onto his stomach, crossing his ankles, raising his eyes toward the ceiling as if deeply considering the question.]

I've given it a lot of thought, but their purpose still utterly evades me. Are they like the sort of balloons you can blow up and make into animals, or some sort of absurd sock puppet?

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[lovesickkiller]

[... ... ...]

[Oh god.]

[Does L... does he really not know?]

[He could be lying. This could be his bad idea of a joke, but it is entirely too easy for Misa to believe that L legitimately does not know what sex is. It's not as if anyone would ever consider having it with him. Surely someone must have explained it to him, but... maybe they didn't? It's not as if L has any friends, he probably doesn't have parents either. If he didn't go to school like normal people then maybe he really never learned.]

[Yes, she decides. Impossible as it is to believe, L is definitely friendless and unattractive enough to not know.]

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[ruineaxt]

[Wow awkward. But. Uh. Might as well attempt help.]

I dunno, mall? Ask the guy selling sex toy puppets, maybe.

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[lovesickkiller]

ew, gross. i don't want to talk to someone like that.

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[ruineaxt]

Then shoot him a text, I dunno. Who the hell else would know where to get that shit here?

[anon text forever, unless I note that she messes it up]

[lovesickkiller]

that's what i'm asking! there has to be someone who isn't weird.

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[neverwasagain]

Someone's planning on getting laid.

Not a bad idea at all.

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[lovesickkiller]

only if i can find protection on this stupid island!

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[neverwasagain]

I haven't been here long enough to know where anything is, but if I find any, they're yours. I certainly don't need them.

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[lovesickkiller]

thanks! if u do just tell me here, i'll private message u.

[She is so proud of her stealth.]

y don't u need them?

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[gleam_n_glow]

[Have a confused Disney Princess and her little confused looking chameleon on the feed.]

...What are con-doms?

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[lovesickkiller]

[Not another one! Misa didn't anticipate having to run a sex ed. class. At least this person isn't L. She still looks old enough to know this sort of thing, though.]

didn't anyone ever teach u about this?

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[gleam_n_glow]

Umm...no. Is it something important?

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[lovesickkiller]

it is if u have a boyfriend.