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Dec 12, 2007 00:09

Sweet Jeeezus.

Okay, so this is how cleaning works where I live:

Every week somebody has a different task (bathrooms, stove, surfaces, garbage...) and somebody from reception comes to check if we've done our part.

Right.

So my task for the week was surfaces. This means that tables, cupboards, the fridge and freezer, and the sink had to be cleaned. The sink doesn't have to be cleaned if there's dirty stuff in it, but it's not the same for table tops.

So I was moving around dishes that have been there for a bajillion years because my flatmates are PIGS. I picked up this cup and happened to glance inside.

The bottom was covered with a glistening skin of the most disturbing greenish grey. Upon moving said atrocity, I saw that beneath it was an orange liquid.

I proceeded to dump the horrible contents into the garbage bag. A cloud of greenish dust came up.

It was simultaneously SLIMY and DUSTY. Like a 90 year old butt-grabbing geezer.

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