FUCK HOMOPHOBES
So, let's start out the day with a hearty FUCK YOU to my girlfriend's parents.
SHE'S A FUCKING DYKE.
SHE'S 36 YEARS OLD.
IT'S NOT A PHASE.
That's like saying when people want kids, 'it's a phase'. I mean, what the fuck?
Let's not pay any attention to the fact that Hil & I have been together for 10 years. I can readily say I have 1 straight friend who has been married that long, but the rest have been doing their part to uphold the sanctity of marriage by wedding, breeding, and divorcing at lighting speed. But really, that's not even the point. You have no fucking respect for this commitment your own daughter has made.
Fuck you double for fully accepting her straight TWIN sister, who's 'living in sin' with a guy, but really you're fine with that, as long as someone has a cock.
Fuck you triple for hiding all your hate and fear and insecurity behind me and my 'attitude' that you have such a problem with, because of a phone call you (mom) made 10 fucking years ago where I wouldn't let you talk to your daughter because she was cooking. Huh? We talked on the phone? I'll take your word for it. I hold grudges, but fuck man, you win. Maybe if you left the fucking house sometime within the last 10 years instead of watching religious TV all day you might have one or two other memories, but as it is, this apparently is the highpoint in drama for you in this last century. Conversely, in the 10 years Hil & I have been together you've never mentioned my name once, so I'm a little surprised to see I registered on your radar.
Well, I apologize. Whole-heartedly, profusely, and abjectly. Whatever I did or said, I'm very sorry.
Now you just have to ACKNOWLEDGE MY FUCKING EXISTENCE. Boy, that forgiveness sure can cut both ways, huh? How did Jesus do it all??
So, you're totally stoked on your daughter being gay now, right?
Yeah, I thought so.
SHE'S A FUCKING DYKE.
SHE'S 36 YEARS OLD.
IT'S NOT A PHASE.
That's like saying when people want kids, 'it's a phase'. I mean, what the fuck?
Let's not pay any attention to the fact that Hil & I have been together for 10 years. I can readily say I have 1 straight friend who has been married that long, but the rest have been doing their part to uphold the sanctity of marriage by wedding, breeding, and divorcing at lighting speed. But really, that's not even the point. You have no fucking respect for this commitment your own daughter has made.
Fuck you double for fully accepting her straight TWIN sister, who's 'living in sin' with a guy, but really you're fine with that, as long as someone has a cock.
Fuck you triple for hiding all your hate and fear and insecurity behind me and my 'attitude' that you have such a problem with, because of a phone call you (mom) made 10 fucking years ago where I wouldn't let you talk to your daughter because she was cooking. Huh? We talked on the phone? I'll take your word for it. I hold grudges, but fuck man, you win. Maybe if you left the fucking house sometime within the last 10 years instead of watching religious TV all day you might have one or two other memories, but as it is, this apparently is the highpoint in drama for you in this last century. Conversely, in the 10 years Hil & I have been together you've never mentioned my name once, so I'm a little surprised to see I registered on your radar.
Well, I apologize. Whole-heartedly, profusely, and abjectly. Whatever I did or said, I'm very sorry.
Now you just have to ACKNOWLEDGE MY FUCKING EXISTENCE. Boy, that forgiveness sure can cut both ways, huh? How did Jesus do it all??
So, you're totally stoked on your daughter being gay now, right?
Yeah, I thought so.