I <3 Jason Voorhees

Dec 20, 2005 01:34

OH MAN!!!!!

I've been so busy!!!! Even though I don't really do anything....... I just day-dream about Jack Black, and don't hang out with Tom. Even though he looks just like Jack Black in School Of Rock, or thAt's what the little girls at the ice hockey rink say...

JESUS I LOVE DANNY ELFMAN!!!! Sorry I just changed gears their, but I have ADD and I'm a spaz, BUT I LOVE DANNY ELFMAN!!!!! Almost as much as I love Matchbox 20. They're so good I want to have like 23 orgasms!!!! Or if I was a guy I'd pop like 16 boners!!!!

Anyway I realised that Tom was right about so many things. Jason is cooler than Freddy. The Red Sox are better than the Yankees. Batman is MUCH better than Poison Ivy. AND Captain America + Superman are so friggen sweet!!! I was praying last night and Jesus came to me and told me that Tom was right about everything. I'm sorry I doubted you Tom ):

Well I'm gonna go play hockey now. Bye.
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