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Turned OFF or ON when he:

dresses like a thug: off
dresses like a prep: depends, off most of the time
wears girl pants: off
doesn't care what he wears: on
sings: on
plays a musical instrument: on
is shorter than you: off
is taller than you: on
has straight teeth: on
wears braces: off
has chapped lips: off
has green eyes: on
has hazel eyes: on
has blue eyes: on
has brown eyes: on
has long hair: on
has emo hair: ehhh..
has shaved head: off
drinks alcohol: on/off
smokes cigarettes: off
smokes pot: off
wears glasses: on
has brown hair: on
has red hair: depends
has black hair: on
is tan: on
works out: on
smiles more than not: ON ON ON.
calls you just to say HI: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONN
lets you know he was thinking about you: on
smiles at you: ON
smacks your butt: ehhh...off
compliments you: ON
shaves his legs: off
has facial hair: if its not too much, on
has sideburns: ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wears jewelry: on
plays with your hair: ON ON ON ON ON
has bigger feet than you: ON. if his feet were smaller than mine, I'd be really, REALLY scared.
has smaller feet than you: OFFFFFOFFF.
wears cologne: AXE HELL YES ON.
smiles when you walk into the room: on
calls you pet names: ON :)
has blue hair: if it looks good
wears girl clothes: off. just...off.
tells you he loves you: on, if he means it.
tells you he cares for you: on
wears sandals: on