May 23, 2010 12:50
i dreamt last night that i was pregnant. i had a kangaroo pouch, inside of which was what appeared to be an inflated condom with a few inches of fluid on the bottom. a fetus the size of a lemon floated at the surface of the fluid like shit in a toilet. in a panic, i kept trying to think of ways to inconspicuously leaned forward and let the sac fall out of the pouch.