Why I Hate Tomatoes

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A Red-head
walks up to the makeup counter
and eats a tube of beige lipstick
half-way then puts it back
in the wrong slot
on the wall.
And this

also makes the
bread melt around that
toothpick with green plastic
decorating the top

stuck into the
sandwich like half a
finger stuck into the
bottom of a glove.

SaM.