This just happened...
It is now 3:35 AM.
About 15 minutes ago I was capping off a night of boozing with Season Five of Red dwarf when I swear I heard my front door rattling.
I prepared myself for my roomate to walk in the door, but suddenly I remebered my roomate had been home for hours and there is no way he had left the apartment.
Having had more than my fare share of PBR's tonight, I decided it was my imagination. I went into the bathroom and as I was brushing my teeth, I heard it again, this time it was without a doubt, someone giggling my doorhandle. I immediatly ran to the front door and looked through the peephole. I saw a figure outside my door. I imediatly unlcked the deadbolt, half hoping that I would scare off whoever was outside, but the figure stayed. When I opened it, I saw a man with a key, pulling away desperatly from me and m apartment.
"What the fuck man!" I responded in my full freak out mode.
"Holy shit man! I'm just trying to find...cindy, I think her name is."
"I don't know who that is man. What do you need? I thought you were trying to break in!"
"(Now I realize he was joking) Well, I am!"
"Well then we have a serious fucking problem!"
" (Said through the widest eyes I have ever seen) Oh my god! You are scaring the shit out of me right now!"
"Well how do you think I feel when I hear someone trying to get into my apartment at 3 in the morning? Have a good night man!"
Hallway casanova then turned around and walked very quickly to the other end of the hallway.
Fucking bizzare!
About 15 minutes ago I was capping off a night of boozing with Season Five of Red dwarf when I swear I heard my front door rattling.
I prepared myself for my roomate to walk in the door, but suddenly I remebered my roomate had been home for hours and there is no way he had left the apartment.
Having had more than my fare share of PBR's tonight, I decided it was my imagination. I went into the bathroom and as I was brushing my teeth, I heard it again, this time it was without a doubt, someone giggling my doorhandle. I immediatly ran to the front door and looked through the peephole. I saw a figure outside my door. I imediatly unlcked the deadbolt, half hoping that I would scare off whoever was outside, but the figure stayed. When I opened it, I saw a man with a key, pulling away desperatly from me and m apartment.
"What the fuck man!" I responded in my full freak out mode.
"Holy shit man! I'm just trying to find...cindy, I think her name is."
"I don't know who that is man. What do you need? I thought you were trying to break in!"
"(Now I realize he was joking) Well, I am!"
"Well then we have a serious fucking problem!"
" (Said through the widest eyes I have ever seen) Oh my god! You are scaring the shit out of me right now!"
"Well how do you think I feel when I hear someone trying to get into my apartment at 3 in the morning? Have a good night man!"
Hallway casanova then turned around and walked very quickly to the other end of the hallway.
Fucking bizzare!