She's Baaaack!
No. I am not dead. I am not in jail. I am not off making pottery in a quaint little mental hospital. I am alive. I have been pre-occupied with my new job, and what was the other thing...oh yeah, SLEEP!!! But since it is 12:20am and Luke is still wide awake, I find myself trying to find ways to stay awake other than drilling holes in my head. I love my son, but I am on the verge of a major breakthrough in science. I will invent the sleeping pill for toddlers! I am desperate and I am so tired. Sleep deprived mothers of two year old's are far more dangerous than serial killers. We have been to the dark side and we have seen the face of evil. It exists in the innocent looking child bouncing on the furniture and coloring on the walls in the wee hours of the morning. It is at that point that they seem...not human, because in their human form, they would eventually wear down. I mean even the energizer bunny eventually shuts down. But not these demon children who are forever awake. I can only hope that he will someday evolve into his human form, and discover the beauty of sleep.