Meme's stole from my kitty
Your New Year's Resolutions
1) Get a pet pit bull
2) Eat less tuna
3) Travel to Italy
4) Study forensics
5) Get in shape with naked yoga
What Should Your New Year's Resoluton Be?
by limitedbythesky
exist_2_inspire's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 14% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 07:34:23 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 05:43:38 PM
Alco Money! : $ 374
Guests of Honour
darkranger is a sprightly Buddhist. darkranger drank 2 Gins, 8 Everclears.
exist_2_inspire is a melancholy Liberal Christian. exist_2_inspire drank 1 Whiskey, 1 Mescal.
mattskiki is a vile Liberal Christian who partakes in cock-fighting just for the craic. mattskiki drank 2 Pilsners.
goddesstiffany is a hateful Atheist and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. goddesstiffany drank 4 Gins, 1 Poteen.
toniarachelle is a demented Muslim and a lover of everything alcoholic who insists that their farts are aromatic and alluring. toniarachelle drank 13 Poteens.
trinasmurf is a lethargic Taoist. trinasmurf decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
retail_romance is a jaded Wiccan. retail_romance drank 7 Stouts.
tammy85 is a possessed Fundementalist Christian and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. tammy85 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
rocketts_chica is a possessed Muslim and a tubthumping lunatic. rocketts_chica drank 13 Everclears.
twistedangel21 is a graceful Hindu and a fan of strong, hard liquor. twistedangel21 drank 17 Goldschlagers.
lita2xtremediva is a sprightly Hindu. lita2xtremediva drank 5 Pernods, 1 Rum.
slash_tiger is an enlivening Taoist. slash_tiger drank 2 Lagers, 1 Everclear.
lolli_lust is a schizophrenic Muslim. lolli_lust drank 10 Absinthes, 3 Rums, 1 Rum, 1 Everclear.
Sick!
Bloody hell! Was that pile of brown marks on the floor there last night, exist_2_inspire?
Fights
A huge fight broke out between tammy85 and retail_romance after the former was reportedly sodomised retail_romance with The Bible.
exist_2_inspire's party ended in disaster after goddesstiffany suggested that tammy85 fondled Polar Bears for Christ. Please remember that these are only rumours at this stage.
Lovers
There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that rocketts_chica and lolli_lust will be announcing rocketts_chica's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.
The Drunkest
According to the AA's best estimates it will be 6 months before twistedangel21 is sober enough to drive again.
Random Events
darkranger bored everyone with fascinating stories about their collection of exotic french ticklers.
retail_romance brought a whole new meaning to the phrase "obnoxious overblown serial bastard" with
their overly twattish antics.
Contrary to popular belief retail_romance firmly assured the room that they have never considered following "Reindeer Blowing" as a proper career.
Happy New Year!
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1) Get a pet pit bull
2) Eat less tuna
3) Travel to Italy
4) Study forensics
5) Get in shape with naked yoga
What Should Your New Year's Resoluton Be?
by limitedbythesky
exist_2_inspire's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 14% Politically Correct!)
Started : 01st January 2006 07:34:23 AM
Ended : 01st January 2006 05:43:38 PM
Alco Money! : $ 374
Guests of Honour
darkranger is a sprightly Buddhist. darkranger drank 2 Gins, 8 Everclears.
exist_2_inspire is a melancholy Liberal Christian. exist_2_inspire drank 1 Whiskey, 1 Mescal.
mattskiki is a vile Liberal Christian who partakes in cock-fighting just for the craic. mattskiki drank 2 Pilsners.
goddesstiffany is a hateful Atheist and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. goddesstiffany drank 4 Gins, 1 Poteen.
toniarachelle is a demented Muslim and a lover of everything alcoholic who insists that their farts are aromatic and alluring. toniarachelle drank 13 Poteens.
trinasmurf is a lethargic Taoist. trinasmurf decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
retail_romance is a jaded Wiccan. retail_romance drank 7 Stouts.
tammy85 is a possessed Fundementalist Christian and a real lightweight when it comes to drinking. tammy85 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
rocketts_chica is a possessed Muslim and a tubthumping lunatic. rocketts_chica drank 13 Everclears.
twistedangel21 is a graceful Hindu and a fan of strong, hard liquor. twistedangel21 drank 17 Goldschlagers.
lita2xtremediva is a sprightly Hindu. lita2xtremediva drank 5 Pernods, 1 Rum.
slash_tiger is an enlivening Taoist. slash_tiger drank 2 Lagers, 1 Everclear.
lolli_lust is a schizophrenic Muslim. lolli_lust drank 10 Absinthes, 3 Rums, 1 Rum, 1 Everclear.
Sick!
Bloody hell! Was that pile of brown marks on the floor there last night, exist_2_inspire?
Fights
A huge fight broke out between tammy85 and retail_romance after the former was reportedly sodomised retail_romance with The Bible.
exist_2_inspire's party ended in disaster after goddesstiffany suggested that tammy85 fondled Polar Bears for Christ. Please remember that these are only rumours at this stage.
Lovers
There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that rocketts_chica and lolli_lust will be announcing rocketts_chica's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.
The Drunkest
According to the AA's best estimates it will be 6 months before twistedangel21 is sober enough to drive again.
Random Events
darkranger bored everyone with fascinating stories about their collection of exotic french ticklers.
retail_romance brought a whole new meaning to the phrase "obnoxious overblown serial bastard" with
their overly twattish antics.
Contrary to popular belief retail_romance firmly assured the room that they have never considered following "Reindeer Blowing" as a proper career.
Happy New Year!
Do you believe in all of that New Years Resolution shit? If not, celebrate the New Year as you mean to go on with the ultimate new years party from hell!
Enter your name below to experience the ultimate in complete useless bollocks!