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[A powerful steam driven ship is seen cruising somewhere in the ocean, floating endlessly adrift on an uncertain sea. The black clouds produced by her engines spread omniously behind the weary crew, who tire day in and day out to serve a kid hell bent on finding his honor...]

[No, wait, it's actually Zuko in a cardboard replica of his ship,

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I love you I love you I love you

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[ Alex-mun has no idea that his floor is now the raging ocean, and has come walking out of his room* to no doubt drown in the tempestuous waves.

He comes out of his Highly Dramatic Funk™ for long enough to spot Zuko's craft - then blinks at it, wondering how serious it's meant to be and how the heck Kralie would react to it. ]

Uh...

[ *Okay, it's not super in character to come out so often, but roleplaying by yourself is boring. ]

*_*

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[this shit right hurr is dead serious alex.]

[The cardboard boat even has a fake smokestack!]

You there! Stop!

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[ Holy shit, that is some serious business. Though he's usually more into character drama, Alex-mun certainly isn't going to pass up the opportunity to arrange one hand like he's controlling a boat's rudder and use the other to shield his eyes from an imaginary sun. ]

By whose authority?

[ That seems like the right kind of thing to say, what with the Golden Age of Piracy vibe. ]

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..By the prince of the Fire Nation's.

[He crosses his arms over his chest.]

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I'm no subject of the Fire Nation.

[ Alex playing Alex playing Nick Cage playing Adam West ]

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[An out of kingdom ship then, eh? Zuko talks to his imaginary crew.]

Ready the catapult.

[COME AT ME BRO. Lucky he dyed toilet paper rolls red for catapult props for this purpose!!]

I can see they're going to get along famously

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[ Oh no. Nobody flings heavy objects at Alex Kralie. Clearly this guy doesn't know who he's messing with. ]

Men! Arm the cannons! We are under unprovoked attack!

[ What. He was totally on a military vessel this entire time. Totally. ]

hells yes

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[Cannons? His face warps into one of shock. Hooo shit. Think fast Zuko-mun.]

Wha-

Hey! You didn't say you were on a battleship!

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[ Was that out of character? You're not supposed to go out of character, it's totally unprofessional.

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Okay, fine. ]

You didn't ask.

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[Zuko's "player" isn't very professional. He's the kind of person you would expect to larp season 1 Zuko. Hell yeah.]

So? Don't you think that's pretty important information? Anyway, you can't even steer a rudder like that on a warship.

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[ Alex, or rather his player, handing out important information like it's candy? He's not THAT bad at staying in character. ]

I was holding on to the rigging.

[ Nope, nothing but the full and honest truth from this one. ]

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Yeah, right.

You're lying.

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I was holding the rigging! And you didn't say you had catapults, either.

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You don't steer rigging.

[He's giving poor Alex a death glare.]

No, but you can tell it's a warship. Why wouldn't it have a catapult?

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What kind of ship has a catapult?

[ Spoiler: Alex doesn't know shit about ships. ]

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Mine does!

[whinewhinewhine. Wait is he IC or OOC??]