Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I gave
iamthebandgeek a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). Last Monday I ruled Iran as a cruel and heartless dictator (-700 points). In February I gave
smurf_god a kidney (1000 points). In April I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last month I saved a busload of nuns in Angola (326 points).
Overall, I've been nice (545 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
exiled_shaddows