Jun 12, 2004 00:15
I'm going to explain to the LJ community a certain problem that I have. No, it's not like most problems where it is detramental to my future happiness, thought it does seem to be an issue that keeps arising.
I have a size issue with my penis. Now, I'm not complaining, because a size issue could be effective in the opposite way. I am not too large, but there are just things that annoy me about my penis being large. Here is the short list:
*It makes all of my partners inferior to me because they are the ones where the size matters and it doesn't compare at all.
*When I sit on the toilet to take a piss or shit, when I first sit down, my penis flops into the water.
*It makes it extremely difficult to conceal a boner when in public.
Yes, like I said, it could be too small, but there are problems with every aspect of life.
Like I said, it wasn't a detramental issue, but among problems, there are the more severe and the less.
On another note, yesterday was my brother's birthday and we had lots of fun at dinner with my father, remembering all the good times.
I love ya, Jamie. Happy 17th.
Brandon.