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≥40 = SPOILED
Do you have:
(x) your own cell phone
(x) a tv in your bedroom (I only have one room)
(x) an iPod
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line (land lines are gone)
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access (aka not dialup)
(x) a surround sound system in bedroom (I ONLY HAVE ONE ROOM!)
(x) dvd player in bedroom (I ONLY HAVE ONE ROOM!)
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(x) a childfree bathroom (I have no kids so thus it is childfree)
(x) your own in-house office (I only have one room but that's where I work from)
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed (nope, king sized biotch)
( ) a stocked bar (no but lots of booze)
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker (I don't use ice)
(X) a working washer and dryer
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses (They're Versace. Nice sunglasses are one of the little luxuries I allow myself, as I wear them a lot and have the talent of hanging onto a single pair for years without losing or breaking them)
( ) framed authentic art
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership (at a gym that hasn't been open for 8 months)
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(x) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea (everyone in New Orleans does)
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
(X) a neighborhood committee membership (does volunteering count?)
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
( ) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
(x) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry (a couple of nice pieces)
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, but no student loans
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
(x) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores (whole foods has stuff you can't find at local stores, and local stores I suppose could be considered specialty)
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations (what's a weekend?)
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(x) wear perfume or cologne (not typical stuff)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person (not yet, need to find a wealthy partner first)
(x) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way (as stubborn as I am it's easier just to let me have my way the first time)
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
( ) traveled out of the country
(x) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the Space Needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been to the Eiffel Tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
(x) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast (in any country)
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(X) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
(X) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
so adding them all up I'm not spoiled. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG HERE!
It's like one of those purity tests that you take and decide "ok I haven't done that so I need to, and that and that" just to up your score... or lower it on a purity test.
≥40 = SPOILED
Do you have:
(x) your own cell phone
(x) a tv in your bedroom (I only have one room)
(x) an iPod
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line (land lines are gone)
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access (aka not dialup)
(x) a surround sound system in bedroom (I ONLY HAVE ONE ROOM!)
(x) dvd player in bedroom (I ONLY HAVE ONE ROOM!)
( ) at least a hundred DVDs
(x) a childfree bathroom (I have no kids so thus it is childfree)
(x) your own in-house office (I only have one room but that's where I work from)
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( ) a queen-size bed (nope, king sized biotch)
( ) a stocked bar (no but lots of booze)
( ) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker (I don't use ice)
(X) a working washer and dryer
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( ) expensive sunglasses (They're Versace. Nice sunglasses are one of the little luxuries I allow myself, as I wear them a lot and have the talent of hanging onto a single pair for years without losing or breaking them)
( ) framed authentic art
( ) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( ) a gym membership (at a gym that hasn't been open for 8 months)
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(x) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea (everyone in New Orleans does)
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
(X) a neighborhood committee membership (does volunteering count?)
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
( ) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
(x) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( ) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry (a couple of nice pieces)
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
( ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
( ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
( ) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( ) private medical insurance
( ) a college degree, but no student loans
Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
(x) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores (whole foods has stuff you can't find at local stores, and local stores I suppose could be considered specialty)
( ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations (what's a weekend?)
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
(x) wear perfume or cologne (not typical stuff)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner
Are you:
( ) an only child
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person (not yet, need to find a wealthy partner first)
(x) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way (as stubborn as I am it's easier just to let me have my way the first time)
Have you:
( ) been on a cruise
( ) traveled out of the country
(x) met a celebrity
( ) been to the Caribbean
( ) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
( ) been to New York
( ) eaten at the Space Needle in Seattle
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been to the Eiffel Tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
(x) dined with local political figures
( ) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast (in any country)
Did you:
( ) go to another country for your honeymoon
( ) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(X) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
(X) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you
so adding them all up I'm not spoiled. THERE'S SOMETHING WRONG HERE!
It's like one of those purity tests that you take and decide "ok I haven't done that so I need to, and that and that" just to up your score... or lower it on a purity test.