" Bear with me while I plaster on a fake smile and plough through this shit one more time."
I've been in MIA due to essays, financial aid bullshit, and dorm catastrophes.
Dear Student Business Services,
Thank you for putting a hold on my account as a result of not paying certain payments because I'm supporting myself for college through loans and grants. Therefore I'm unable to register for classes and apply for a work study job since it has my enrollment as "undetermined". It'll be in your best interest to return my fucking phone messages and e-mails before I go ape shit.
Sincerely,
That Royally Pissed Off Bitch