TV Snark: This My 'Verse, Hellooo
Behind a cut although I suppose it's reverse-spoilers--I still haven't seen the latest Revenge episode.
Considering that everybody already says "Shut up, Dicklan!" every time Conor Paolo appears onscreen, and Aimily's every other line is "Y'ever notice how Revenge makes you hungry and horny?" there could be a sing-a-long Revenge version of "Once More With Feeling."
In the Hamptons, the First Evil would probably be something like a rash of counterfeit designer handbags. (Although, paying $1,500 for a handbag and then not being to touch it...OK, 1% First World Problem, but poignant nonetheless.)
TYLER: What if Emmanda can't defeat it?
ASHLEY: Beady-Eyes is right. We're needed. Or, we could just sit around and glare.
SAMMY: And since I'm, like, 90, in dog years,
Stop visiting my grave,
And let me rest in peace...
Let me take a bone and bury it in a hole six feet deep.
And, of course, Emmanda's revenge coach has to go back to Japan because he's just Standing in Her Way.
Because of the hiatus, we are not going to have a Very Special Christmas Episode. Which is a shame, because it'd be like the first episode of The Borgias--you just can't bring enough monkeys to taste even the hors d'oeuvres. I can see it being at Conrad's new apartment, with Lydia presiding at the head of the table as the gracious hostess, and Tyler trying to figure out how to grope Nolan, Ashley and Victoria under the table without getting caught--he only *has* two hands.
Considering that everybody already says "Shut up, Dicklan!" every time Conor Paolo appears onscreen, and Aimily's every other line is "Y'ever notice how Revenge makes you hungry and horny?" there could be a sing-a-long Revenge version of "Once More With Feeling."
In the Hamptons, the First Evil would probably be something like a rash of counterfeit designer handbags. (Although, paying $1,500 for a handbag and then not being to touch it...OK, 1% First World Problem, but poignant nonetheless.)
TYLER: What if Emmanda can't defeat it?
ASHLEY: Beady-Eyes is right. We're needed. Or, we could just sit around and glare.
SAMMY: And since I'm, like, 90, in dog years,
Stop visiting my grave,
And let me rest in peace...
Let me take a bone and bury it in a hole six feet deep.
And, of course, Emmanda's revenge coach has to go back to Japan because he's just Standing in Her Way.
Because of the hiatus, we are not going to have a Very Special Christmas Episode. Which is a shame, because it'd be like the first episode of The Borgias--you just can't bring enough monkeys to taste even the hors d'oeuvres. I can see it being at Conrad's new apartment, with Lydia presiding at the head of the table as the gracious hostess, and Tyler trying to figure out how to grope Nolan, Ashley and Victoria under the table without getting caught--he only *has* two hands.